T-shirt fan

Anyone who claims they are a "fan" of a particular sports team, even though they had no prior support for/interest in the team until that team started winning. These types of fans usually wear t-shirts supporting a particular pro/college sports team even though they do not live in that city or did not go to that college. Plenty of these fans did not even go to college, and some are lucky to have past a 6th grade education.

After UT won the National Football Championship, many illegal immigrants from Mexico became a t-shirt fan.

by BustyBaller November 14, 2009

down shirting

when you look down a girls shirt when nobody's looking

dude, were you just down shirting my girlfriend

by ploikm October 18, 2008

gerk your shirt

when you are chugging a beer too fast and it spills (or gerks) onto your shirt.

"DUDE! You just Gerked your Shirt!!!"
"Don't gerk your shirt!"
"Peter Gerked His Shirt!"
"She took a b to the fay too fast and gerked her shirt"

by Anna Kiser March 11, 2008

a-shirting

The act of physically assaulting ones wife when she gets out of line or becomes a habitual line stepper.

Corey's wife just spent money on a new purse, he'll be a-shirting her when he gets home.

by BeastMaster513 January 5, 2010

Pink Floyd T-Shirt

What I am wearing right now, and NOTHING is going to change that. It's not a 'PINK FLOYD T SHIRT' It's the cover art for Dark Side of the Moon; their greatest album. Millions of these shirts have been sold, just like the album it's based on. If you think that makes me emo, think again.

PINK FLOYD STILL FIRST IN SPACE

My dad and HIS dad had this shirt. And anyone who thinks thats gay, is gay themselves. Stop calling it a Pink Floyd T-shirt, ass fuck.

by 1800 December 9, 2008

T-Shirt Willy

When you put a pair of pants on in a hurry over a shirt which is then tucked into the pants. Sometimes the bottom corner of the shirt sticks through your fly, which is called a T-shirt willy.

*in PE changing rooms after the lesson*

"tom, you have a t-shirt willy again"
"no i dont"
"yes you do look"
".......shit"

by ljw December 8, 2005

Dirty shirt

A white female that has sexual relations with a black male.

White male says: "I'm not fucking with that girl, she is a dirty shirt".

by Kein259 July 8, 2010