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Crocodile magic shit

Weed that is so good it feels like magic.
Stoner #1: Man, this stuff hits.

Stoner #2: I told ya, bro, it's that crocodile magic shit.
by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar June 25, 2023
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Manual Shit

When someone grabs the shit out of your anus or when you pluck your own shit out
by eemujil November 30, 2024
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Martucky Shit Show

A bi-monthly gathering typically in the evening hours when a very, very Simple Majority of Martucky city officials bordering on collusion always vote together and take special pride in their lack of transparency and accountability to the public they serve. Special emphasis on treating constituents with disrespect that often leads name-calling, stonewalling, public ridicule, and cussin'.
Wow!'I went to Martucky city council meeting last night and it turned into a real Martucky Shit Show!
by Barney Ushley January 8, 2025
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Making shit up

Yes. That's how I know you're letting someone impersonate me. You're doing amd saying things I said under a different name, but not in the context in which I said it, and it's clear that someone is instructing you to do this. You need to bring that person to me immediately. You need to stop letting them lie behind my back.
Hym "Yeah, for real. They are just making shit up. They are making up a counter-veiling narrative that they can 'choose to believe.' And going 'Hym is saying this. Imposter says the opposite.' And then they choose what belief to have regardless of what is actually the case. It's somebody lying about being the rape-defender and then idiot women carrying water for them because the fucked."
by Hym Iam December 11, 2025
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mascara on shirt

When your soft cock partner has to soothe his bit on the side after their very disappointing love making
She was so mascara on shirt, furious because he failed to satisfy her
by Learntosatisfyarealwoman March 13, 2018
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Mad donkey shit

Said to someone who is trash and literally dog water at the said activity the person is part-taking in.
Damn, son why can’t you walk, you mad donkey shit.
by Ande February 18, 2021
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Made the shit

Rosie made the shit = Good stay mad Norah
by RosieMkNodie April 24, 2021
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