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pound the puka shell (aka pound the pukachoo) 

The act of rough sex with a woman, usually on the beach.
When Brian was in Hawaii with Jeni all he wanted to do was pound the puka shell!
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Smell shell 

the crust covering a pavement placed dog turd. When stood upon the shell is broken and the smell is released
"I stood on that barkers egg and broke the smell shell, it's bouffin"
Smell shell by Stevo O'Connor November 4, 2009

Double Pearl Shell

A sexual manouver involving the two ears of the female. When the male is ready to ejaculate, he begins his ejaculation in one ear of the female and quickly moves to the other one. So, after the ejaculation, the female has semen in both of her ears.

The female then begins to lose balance (because of the fluid in her ear) and begins to stumble around and eventually falls on the ground.

The pearl shells are symbolic of her semen filled ears.
"That bitch wont be getting up for a while after that badboy"

"That's when it hit me. i felt a certain stickiness in my ear and noticed both those fuckers had finished in my there. double pearl shell again"
Double Pearl Shell by Deanuy January 19, 2009

Oyster in a Half Shell 

Normally, Oyster in a Half Shell is taken to mean a food dish. However, the extended and additional definition of that expression leads to that of the sexual nature. Now, it is also a phrase that denotes when a male ejaculates onto, or, into a woman's palm after she causes such an incident to occur after performing digital sex, or more commonly known as a hand job. Although it is basically understood that this refers to the same regarding prostitution, many non-professional women, married and unmarried, call it the same thing. Boasting by men about the act often occurs, somewhat like a badge of recognition, et al.,.
Hooker After Satisfying a Client: "Wow! He howled when I jerked him off and I ended up with an 'oyster in a half shell'!"

A Conferring Couple After Intercourse: "I loved it, dear! Your 'oyster in a half shell' was great!!" said Linda.

Man Who is a Legend in his Own Mind: "Yeah, I'm the man! Just did that girl. She then rubbed me off. Talk about 'oyster in a half shell'! There was so much cum that she's thinking about suing me because it slid off the sides of her hands and onto her expensive carpet!"

clam shell

In Skateboarding... When trying any trick, ussually a flat ground trick, the skateboard gets "tangled" in ur feet with one foot on the ground and the other on the top of the board.
"Damn dude I keep getting clam shells today!"

Hard Shell Taco

The equivalent of "Morning Wood" Hard Shell refers to the hardened clit and Taco refers to the vagina.
"I woke up with a major Hard Shell Taco today."
Hard Shell Taco by something_else February 21, 2015