shithawk

A species of bird who has a prediliction for shitting on people's heads. Usually either a seagull or a pigeon.

As soon as you pull out a picnic the shithawks arrive!

First that big shithawk grabbed your hotdog and for thanks it pooped on your head! LOL

by wetcoastbirdman February 15, 2010

shitheel

a terrible, worthless person; usually from Texas

My friend Garrett Hall is a shitheel

by Dr. Funk December 16, 2003

shithole

A place or location (town or city) that is appalling.

places like:
leeds, newcastle, dagenham and swindon.

"You wouldn't want to go to Newcastle without having your flu jabs. It's a right shithole."

by physics_fail May 18, 2009

Built like a Brick Shithouse

To describe someone who is tall and big built.

" Oh my God, that lad is built like a Brick Shithouse!"

by Glittery Goddess May 5, 2004

shithole

place where shit exits your sorry ass

brown mushy goo plops out of my pants...

by shithole May 12, 2003

slimy shithead

n. one who inserts dildos into peanutbutter

2) a ridiculous person

Fuck you to whoever was a big enough asshole to fuck with my food. I don't at all think it's funny and you're slimy shitheads. You're ridiculous people.

by Chaseface April 23, 2005

dick sheath

1) a girl, mostly hot ones, you have already had or just want to have sex with.
2) the above, sometimes in a derogatory context.

Jessica is so hot. She's kind of dumb, not a good girlfriend, but she makes a damn fine dick sheath.

by ammali September 30, 2009