SEND THOU BOSSOMS

Medieval version of "Ayy wanna fuck".
A fine statement only for the finest medieval fuckboys.

Fuckboy 1: "Send thou bossoms..."

Fuckboy 2: "Yes!"
Fuckboy 1: "I don't what an emoji is, but we should send one."

Fuckboy 2: "Yes... Smiley face..."

by East hills come back to school February 11, 2022

knot-send

Good luck received from the result of tying one's penis into a knot.

Dang, I thought we were going to get a tough draw in the next round, but facing Unholy Temple in this tournament was a knot-send.

by SmileyPryce June 17, 2013

Southern Sandy

After a long day rolling around at the beach, your lady friend gives you a dry hand job with the sand found in your shorts.

Sandra gave Patrick a surprise Southern Sandy after a day frolicking on the beach.

by Klausquatch May 6, 2014

Story Sender

N. A snap-chatter that constantly sends you their snap chat story personally in hopes of getting double the views. They are the most annoying people on your friends list. The worst part is that their snaps more often than not are a waste of time.

Oh boy another snap from Jake the story sender. (Opens snap) Wow that was gay. (Scrolls through stories) oh look ! It's the same gay snap he sent me 5 seconds ago. ( removes jake from friends list)

by Jwidlak October 31, 2016

Dirty sandy

Getting your hand wet dipping it in sand then jerking off your man

Dude I heard Taylor gave Brian a dirty sandy at the basketball game.

by Plebcicle February 24, 2017

National Send Denver Nudes Day

July 8th is the day that you send a tall guy named Denver some nude pictures.

Omg girl, it’s July 8th! We better send Denver nudes! Damn National Send Denver Nudes Day!

by Dozerden July 8, 2019

National Send Nudes Day 2

This day occurs on April 19th. It the day after the original National Send Nudes Day, April 18th.

Person 1: OMG I missed National Send Nudes Day
Person 2: Nah, just send them today. Today is National Send Nudes Day 2

by TTG April 18, 2020