self sabotage

when you hurt yourself on purpose. it out of guilt or trauma or the past

self sabotage. it would be to inappropriate to use it as an example. stay strong out there!!

by pRrOeUtGtIRy February 15, 2022

Butthole Selfie

The act in which a woman bends over, spreads their butt cheeks with one hand, and uses the other free arm to reach behind and photograph their anal sphincter in order to send it to another individual on an internet dating site.

I wanted to see if this chick was {d.t.f.} so I asked her to send me a butthole selfie.

by Butthole Selfie January 29, 2015

self fuck

when a man inserts his penis in to his own ass.

Person 1: "i cummed in my own ass last night"
Person 2: "how'd you manage that?"
Person 1: " i learned how to self fuck"

by crackpottwhore March 22, 2010

Self-bully

One who constantly put themselves down or has very low self esteem.

One who insults themselves in physical appearance in regards to their intellect.

A person who thinks and or talks negatively about themselves.

Hey Nick, you look great in that photo.

Oh God, except for my beak of a nose!

Oh man... stop being such a self-bully.

by Tsarith April 16, 2009

Selfie Queen

A girl who takes an outrageous number of selfies

Hey that girl Sarah is the Selfie Queen

by That guy joe November 5, 2012

selfie

the act of performing fellatio on one's self

My boss fired me for giving myself a selfie. I had no idea there were cameras in the office. I would have waited to get home to blow myself if I had known better. Maybe I can file for wrongful termination.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017

self-flatulation

The act of farting in bed and pulling the covers over your head to see if you can gag yourself. A form of self-mutilation but limited to nasal passages.

Bobby decided to punish himself for eating that 3rd bowl of chili by performing self-flatulation at bedtime.

by NYSkeptic July 24, 2009