by cakesuxdix October 22, 2009
Get the cunt seatmug. Da lap or stomach of the "underneath" partner in a couple during intercourse, where the "upper" person is "sitting" or "riding" on the lower one.
To avoid injury or distress to someone who's acting as a "love-seat", the "sitting" person should consider (1) how sturdy his "seat" partner is, and (2) how big/bulky/heavy HE HIMSELF is, and therefore whether he might be excessively squashing his romantic partner.
by QuacksO May 25, 2021
Get the love-seatmug. Refers to a static-electricity-prone outhouse-throne, whereby if you move around too much on the seat in an effort to squeeze out all the poop, the friction of your clothing rubbing on the wood/plastic/porcelain may cause a spark that detonates the accumulated methane in the pit underneath you and explosively goes off like a cannon, forcibly ejecting you out through the roof of the outhouse, That's why some outhouses are built so tall, to give you somewhat of a "buffer zone" overhead so that hopefully the force of the blast will be sufficiently dissipated before it propels you very high.
City slicker, looking disgustedly at the super-primitive outhouse at his country-cousin's out-in-the-sticks property: Hey, what's with the mattress duct-taped to the ceiling and the clamshell-hinged roof -panels???
Country cousin: Oh, that's just in case the ejection seat goes off unexpectedly... this wire and wrist-strap is to hopefully dissipate static electricity build-up sufficiently, though... you put it on when you're poopin', and take it ff again when you're done.
Country cousin: Oh, that's just in case the ejection seat goes off unexpectedly... this wire and wrist-strap is to hopefully dissipate static electricity build-up sufficiently, though... you put it on when you're poopin', and take it ff again when you're done.
by QuacksO December 26, 2016
Get the ejection seatmug. by The 60s Freak September 21, 2016
Get the seat rapemug. "I just left some seat chilli in the bathroom!"
"Dude... someone left seat chilli in the bathroom stall!"
"Who left seat chilli on the couch!?"
"Dude... someone left seat chilli in the bathroom stall!"
"Who left seat chilli on the couch!?"
by handledisbish May 31, 2019
Get the seat chillimug. by cody_757 October 8, 2011
Get the seat fuzzmug. the rotation of seats at a party. tatics and sneaky moves are essential part of the game plan go get yourself a seat.
A common occurance when the number of people is greater than the nuimber of seats at the party
A common occurance when the number of people is greater than the nuimber of seats at the party
he had been putting alot of thought into how to get a seat, thus he enters the seat politics.
When he stood up to use the toliet he forfited his seat in the quick game of seat politics
When he stood up to use the toliet he forfited his seat in the quick game of seat politics
by scullymkts December 1, 2010
Get the seat politicsmug.