schlitzckus

a form of sexually transmitted disease, contracted from the sleezy guy at the corner of the bar. Or any of the various employees at any given pizza hut.

Did you hear about sarah? She totally caught the schlitzckus from matt...Now she can make her own bread.

by FALCPA January 23, 2011

Schitzilla

What Bongo leaves in the toilet.

Bongo left a huge stinky schitzilla in the bathroom and clogged up the toilet!

by In2Deep October 12, 2011

schlitzkrieged

To get completely wasted on the cheap beer

I stuck to drinking shots but Jake got totally schlitzkrieged on some Old Milwaukee last night.

by sistergoldenhair January 7, 2013

schlitzing

Schlitzing is when you goose someone, and say the word "schlitz" at the exact same time.

I had a dream that a hot guy kept schlitzing me

by schlitzy December 6, 2013

Schlitzstop

The one guy on every slow pitch softball team who thinks he can handle his position and a beer at the same time.

Yo, Tommy accidentally threw a beer to the first baseman instead of the ball. Guess he's not quite the schlitzstop he thought he was.

by mattymath May 6, 2014

schnitzel lips

Someone with funny lips

Shut up schnitzel lips

by Padgeline May 23, 2016

Schnitzengrübs

A compound pseudo-German usage of 'Schitz', which means "to slice/segment" and 'Grüb', which is a truncation of "Grüben" meaning to meet yet really a corruption of 'Grub' meaning "to dig/pit".
It is an alternate form of the usage "Schnitzengruben" from the movie Blazing Saddles, and as such may have elements of humor (including double entendre) involved.

It is simply another way of saying "aw shucks" or "cut the garbage". It is also a hearty alternative to shouting expletives and cussing.

Ah Schnitzengrübs, I just missed my ride and have to wait another 20 minutes.

by Blānk man October 15, 2016