Schlem

When one rolls one tongue in such a way that it sprays spit much like a venomous snake

Did you see that? I just schlemmed in that kid's face!

by Simon December 17, 2003

Pyramid Scheme

The pyramid scheme:
A lot like the pyramid where the girl rides cowgirl and the other sits on your face but instead u are tricked by chicks with a dick or a full on dude

I thought I was gonna get in on a pyramid with these two chicks from the bar but it was just a pyramid scheme

by Smarty-pantz December 4, 2018

schteez

Generic term for anything you'd want to put your cock into.

Yo, i wanna roll-up in that schteez over there.

by E-roK December 24, 2002

schtum

Complete and total garbage; a pile of sh*t; having absolutely no useful qualities whatsoever. Usually used when referring to a particularly bad piece of code. May also be used when referring to incomprehensible lecture material from a bad professor at a university.

During the code reviews, Matt could see that Pierre's code was a bunch of schtum and would have to be re-written.

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

schlem

the grimy, smelly, and crusty shit secreted from your penis

A.K.A.
cheese dick
smegma
cock cheese
etc.

"dude whats that smell!"
" oh thats my fucking schlem"

by vincent lombardi April 8, 2008

Schlema

Any replacement for a noun that you can't think of.

Get that schlema. Oh, you remember, that schlema.

by Yadius September 24, 2003

Schemalea

Someone who sucks

David, you are such a Schemalea face!

by Kenyon May 13, 2004