schillingmaster

A truely haneous person, usually with the first name of Malia, with no friends, is dyslexic, skinny enough to break in half, and spends every waking moment watching TV shows such as 'The Office' and 'Ugly Betty'.

Schillingmaster has quite a big problem with dyslexia -(See definition #4), she doesn't understand the difference between fired and fried.

by hajugjug November 10, 2008

Schlong Form

The term used to describe feature length adult film productions.

Gunter: Hey Hans, you been getting much porno work?

Hans: Yar Gunter, I've been busy on some Schlong Form productions in Berlin.

Gunter: Nice!

by The Projects July 4, 2008

schlong worm

When a worm carefully slips into a male's penis and then proceeds to eat their insides out.

Reese: OMG i'm being eaten by a schlong worm.

Jebediah: Damn, nigga, that's scary!

Reese: My dick is hard as rock, tho.

by NiggaJONES August 5, 2012

Schlong

A well hung penis that's sized between a Schlander and a Dong.

P1: "Whoa Betty-Lou, your hands are cold don't touch my schlong."
P2: "Well Harry, you just go on and touch it yourself then!"

by wordwanker September 17, 2018

Schling schlong

When you get a rebound on 2k or rocket league you schling it down to your partner who then proceeds to schlong it into the goal.

Mathis: yo Cole schling it!!!!
Cole: schlinging!!!
Mathis: schlongggg!!!
Cole and mathis: schling schlong ok!

by Mduncan3 January 31, 2019

Schlong

A schlong is a massive veiny hairy monster of a penial object. Keep out of reach of small children

"Bro did you see that horses giant long schlong. its was beautiful"

by Dr. Schlong February 28, 2019

Schlong

Another word for a long penis; but not a pee-pee ..

She wants fortunes schlong after she heard his mixtape.

by 1401 October 18, 2019