schmennah

I want to schmennah.

by The Chort June 27, 2003

Schmear

1. When you forget something in your conscious mind while your asleep or falling asleep and then finally realize your forgetting something. --
a.The feeling of forgetting when you have been on a dose of "preferred choice here."

Hey I was falling asleep at Ted Gundy's house and had this incredible schmear and then realized...

Spectator 1: You had a schmear? No way!

by Now This is Entertaining December 11, 2008

schmeal

(v.) In discretion, to smoke, likely an illegal substance which prompts such discretion.

Amber: "I'm bored, what do you want to do?"
Zack: "Well, I've got our old DVD of 'Dazed and Confused' -- you wanna schmeal and watch?"
Amber: "Hell yeah! You peal the gravity beal while I real a bleal! F*** whatcha heard we bout to SCHMEAL."

by Blaze[D] February 17, 2009

Schenectady, NY

Open-Air Mental Institution that sells Alcohol and Porn in select places (Including the Library Internet Hub if you can possibly be discreet about it...)

One day I was searching the Library in Schenectady, NY internet for "Harry Potter Porn" the Idiots on eather side of me were looking at "Honest To Ghod hardcore p0rn!" The Librarian kept coming over to yell at them about how you're not allowed to look that stuff up and "Kids are wandering by and can SEE this!! Finally he came by and said "If I have to come by here again, you'll be banned from the Library computer for LIFE!" And then he turned to me...(Who was on "Restricted section.org which, was pervier in print than the "Pretty Pictures" the "pervy twits" were looking at. And all he had to say was," You've about 10 print jobs in line, should I print them? , My response was "Yes, Please!)

by lynntownsend September 13, 2011

schmenu

Bastardization of Shenmue, a strange Dreamcast game.

<@Zap2> i don't like selling my games, but i could definately part ways with schmenu or something

by Anonymous February 3, 2003

schmenky

adjective,1)funky in a bad way
2)nasty dick, as in schmegma funky

Dude, that guy's schmenky.

by Kand August 30, 2003

schmenice

a game of tennis where instead of rackets you use your hands. Basically hand tennis.

Instead of hitting the ball with a racket you gotta catch it, or do whatever you can do stop it from bouncing twice

loser: What are your guys doing
moron:play schmenice

by Cmort October 13, 2007