schmenky

adjective,1)funky in a bad way
2)nasty dick, as in schmegma funky

Dude, that guy's schmenky.

by Kand August 30, 2003

Schminky

Smelly and stinky. An adjective to describe an utterly repulsive smell/person/thing

Those public toilets were so schminky
I'm not going near her again - she's so schminky
Come on you schminky schmoo

by schmeggy September 4, 2020

schmecky schmecky

making out

no more schmecky schmecky!

by bus840kev June 27, 2009

schminky

is an extraterrestrial creature from another planet that now lives in Cardiff.

hey that schminky is a very strange alien.

by Proffesor Absynthia May 17, 2006

Schmecky

Penis, a man's sexual organ.
a.k.a. Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

My schmecky is only two inches long, but your mom didn't seem to care.

by BM49045 October 4, 2005

Schminky joe

A god like being

I want to be Schminky joe

by stinky gungus July 29, 2021

Schmenkel

When your cat pisses on it's back legs it does so out of it's schmenkel. Schmenkel is indicative of a broken pisser.

The cat's schmenkel - means the cat's pisser.

The cat is schmenkelling again - means the cat is pissing again.

by Schmenkel February 16, 2023