Schloppenheimer

When one receives the most finest head.

“She gave that bomb ass head, had to call her schloppenheimer”

by Bigdaddy3608 May 22, 2024

Schlippy

To schilp, schlop, be schlippy or schlipped

Its so schlippy

by Ohdanmit October 8, 2024

Schleep sedule

A slightly garbled up version of "sleep schedule" to express your tiredness.
Alternatively this can be used as a way to imply that you or someone else have a horrible sleep schedule that needs to be fixed.

When you know someone has been pulling too many all-nighters or generally doesn't sleep at consistent times, you'd tell them to fix their schleep sedule.

Person 1: "Dude you look tired, shouldn't you sleep?"

Person 2: "I gotta fix my *schleep sedule*, last night I went to bed at 5 AM."

Example 2

Person 1 (Tired): Has big bags under his eyes and looks like he's about to fall over.

Person 2: "Go to bed man, fix your schleep sedule."

by C_Corpze October 26, 2024

Schlopp

To aggressively consume, devour.
"Schlopping" is to eating as "gooning" is to masturbation.

I am schlopping on this meal. I can't talk right now; I'm schlopping.

by Varkinkletine November 24, 2024

Schlapped

When a man grabs another man's penis against his will.

"I'm at the club and some morherfucker I never seen come right up to the bar and schlapped me!"

by Super Johnson February 21, 2025

Schlepherd's Pie

1 Can Beanless Chili
3/4 Cup Rice
(Cook & Mix)
Handful of shredded cheese on top of above
1 Cup ground corn chips on top.

(Expand-as-needed.)

Roughly $5 of ingredients. 2-Days' dinner.

Works as a dip or food for poor-people.

Dude, let's make some Schlepherd's Pie for tonight's party. I didn't get paid today ...

by G-Wm. Parker February 24, 2025

Schlapp

To repeatedly grope and sexually harass men, particularly when done covertly by a man posing as heterosexual.

The head of the American Conservative Union was thrown out of a bar for schlapping men by following them around and rubbing up against them. He also settled a lawsuit alleging he had schlapped a former staffer.

by Thorstein Shiver May 30, 2025