SCATERBATE

The act of jerking off while taking a shit. Usually done with both hands and no lube.

Jason`s loves to scaterbate every morning before starting his day at the bakery!

by jallen35 January 7, 2022

santerrious

Very weird,might be gay,don’t act black, watches anime. Eats hot Cheetos. Has like 5 girlfriends.

Santerrious might be gay bruh.
He’s freaky.
I’d do him.

by Omgggggggggggggggggggggg April 6, 2022

scatterpilf

An individual that enters a room or dwelling and proceeds to empty there bag or back pack scattering there stuff all over the place. Upon retrieving said belongings they gather items and things that aren't there's to begin with.

Carlton is such a scatterpilf, he always spreads his bag of shit all over my room and then picks it all up and leaves with my shit too! I got robbed ...

by pussystretcher May 20, 2022

Scattered

Legit the best song from Green Day's album "Nimrod".

Well, I've got some scattered pictures lying on my bedroom floor
Reminds me of the times we've shared
Makes me wish that you were here, 'cause
Now it seems I've forgotten my purpose in this life
Well, all the songs have been erased
Guess I've learned from my mistakes, well
Open the past and present now, and we are there
Story to tell, and I am listening
Open the past and present and the future too
It's all I've got, and I'm giving it to you
Well, loose ends tied in knots, leaving a lump down in my throat
Well, gagging on a souvenir
Lived to fill another year
We'll drag it on and on until my skin is ripped to shreds
Well, leaving myself open wide
Living out a sacrifice, well
Open the past and present now, and we are there
Story to tell, and I am listening
Open the past and present and the future too
It's all I've got, and I'm giving it to you
If you got no one
And I've got no place to go
Would it be alright?
Could it be alright?
Well, I've got some scattered pictures lying on my bedroom floor
Reminds me of the times we shared
Makes me wish that you were here, 'cause
Now it seems I've forgotten my purpose in this life
Well, ll the songs have been erased
Guess I've learned from my mistakes, well
Open the past and present now, and we are there
Story to tell, and I am listening
Open the past and present and the future too
It's all I've got, and I'm giving it to you
It's all I've got, and I'm giving it to you

by UltimateDoge May 25, 2022

Scanted

To have one's underwear forcibly tugged downwards to the ankles, against the wearer's will, Often carried out in the presence of a laughing audience. If done correctly, the scant would expose the victims genitalia to the audience, providing maximum embarrassment to the victim & maximum hilarity for the audience.

'Rab came up & scanted Paddy as he was delivering his talk on the Inca's in English class today, the class erupted in laughter at the size of Paddy's bobo'

by Scantfest July 24, 2022

Scannersound

Usually used at minecraft/discord servers. a synonym for retard.

"omg he is such a scannersound"
"this fucking scannersound"
"dude I think this guy is a scannersound"

by Fernofrommars September 27, 2022

Scatterdouche

When you're running around in circles, can't put down anything you pick so your hands are full, not getting anything accomplished, going backs, because you're that fuck tracked out high.

Chris and Shelly were at andrews al fucking day, going back and forth, around and around, on the same mission with no positive results. I swear them two are scatterdouche!

by Mr Badass February 15, 2023