saving silverman

When a man gets engaged causeing a tradic betrayal to his penis there for forcing his balls to pack up and leave.

Also known as (one pussy syndrome, lost left disease, boycotting balls sickness, and missing mangina disease)

Kumar had is saving silverman dinner with his broad on Monday night at the local Cluck U.

by Joey Bag of doughnuts June 30, 2007

Saving Private Ryan

A term used to specify the great lengths men will go to, to obtain a booty call or sexual interaction. Often a build up of testosterone will induce shaking, abusive outburts and aggresion, causing the male to feel the need to satisfy his urges. In utter desperation the male will say/do anything in his power to ensure his 'soldier' gets some front line action, rather than withering away at home.

Phone Convo
Guy:Hey baby can i come over?
Girl: Oh i just dont think its a good time...
Guy: But, but, i'll make it worth your while...I'll do anything!
Girl: I dunno, do you just want sex?
Guy: No baby no way! i wouldnt do that..I..<gulp>..I love you!
Guy's roommate (in background): Bro pull yourself together! you gona regret saving private ryan tomorrow!

by Olive Leaf April 21, 2008

I'm not saying I'm friggin' William Shakespeare. But even writing a melody, it's a release. And I really have a need to express myself

Phrase said by Mariah Lolo.

I'm not saying I'm friggin' William Shakespeare. But even writing a melody, it's a release. And I really have a need to express myself - Mariah lolo.

by thecharacterwannie July 3, 2022

Daylight Saving Time

When a man develops an erection pointing downward, which is then required to be rotated to where it points up. It takes its name from Daylight Savings Time, when you have to change your clock back.

Anna: "Jeremiah! That's gross. Don't do that."
Jeremiah: "It's Daylight Saving Time"
Anna: "Okay, no big deal"

by Jeremiah C April 23, 2006

Sagging Lucifer

To cover ones penis with a metal coating, make it red hot to the point where it can be easily flexible, then fuck someone (or something) with said tinkered genital.

I will give you the Sagging Lucifer of your life baby!

by Rachel Bojangles Maguffin April 13, 2010

sasing

The act of Staring at Stuff (s.a.s) pronounced s-ass-ing

Stop sasing bro it makes you look gay

by strobopop January 10, 2012

You could have went all day without saying that

A sarcastic version of, "that wasn't very nice", "you shouldn't have said that", "ewww, grody", or "TMI".

Variant: You could have gone all day without saying that.

Did you see all those girls clustering around your ex? I've never seen him happier!

Just think! You could have went all day without saying that!

by Downstrike May 19, 2006