shrimp lettuce

Lettuce often discarded as a by-product of shrimp cocktail. A way to make fun of a friend by saying they’re useless.

Kim, you’re shrimp lettuce, nobody cares what you have to say.

by TheWaffleSauce December 25, 2018

Shrimp cocktail

A gangbang in which no man has a penis greater than 4 inches long.

My wife said she wants a shrimp cocktail for her birthday but my dick is too big, does that mean i have to watch?

by Racerx504 May 18, 2019

Big shrimping

So you know how when you're spooning, there's a big spoon. Well big shrimping is when you do that, but in the water

Dianne: I'm pretty comfy

Jack: Well do you mind big shrimping?

by Raubry August 1, 2017

Mantis shrimp

Gods favorite animal. Being Gods favorite animal it can shatter glass instantly and can see more colors than people due to having more color recepters in their eye. If that wasn't enough they can also be born with one of two types of hands. One of the two types of hands is a claw which has the power to kill a crab instantly. The other is even more powerful and it is a club hand the club hand strikes so fast and hard it generates plasma for a split second. Lastly they also strike in less than half a second.

Guy1: Hey look a mantis shrimp let me touch it.
Guy2: Your finger its gone!!!
Guy1: AHHHHHHHHHHHH.

by Mr. Potato. February 15, 2022

mantis shrimp

actually not a true Shrimp, it is actually a type of Stomotopod that frequently comes with live rock. It eats basically anything and can cause havoc in reef systems. Peacock Mantis' are known to grow up to 6'' and some species have the striking power of a .22 pistol! They're by far the coolest live rock hitchhiker. If you have a Mantis Shrimp, it may make a sharp CRACKING noise which means its banging or striking against the glass or something in your tank; known to eat coral, fish and inverts.

guy 1: Dude I just got a mantis shrimp in my live rock, he's so cool looking
me: You're so lucky man!

by PatC September 22, 2005

Windy Shrimp

When a female breaks wind on a males genitalia.

That lady just farted on my cock! I can't believe that she just did a Windy Shrimp on me, the Massive Twat!

by Wallop, Azzadude and Wings January 10, 2011

SHRIMP BOAT

A sway Back, third world, one shoe wearing, nappy Neck, no edges, havin' a paper bag as a purse, thirsty lot lizard at the marina.

"Every time I come to the marina that shrimp boat is always trying to troll me"

by salidsteeze August 8, 2020