Shit

Literally: Fecal matter.
Metaphorically: Annoyance or lies

Star Trek employee: Bridge to sanitation, someone took a shit on the captain's chair...again.

Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.

Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!

by DarthKieduss February 28, 2014

Shit

A type of human body waste that comes out of your asshole and it stared in 2 girls 1 cup a very gross video that you should never see in your life!

Hey bro I just shit on my grandma and now she raped my dog.

by Family123guy00 June 10, 2014

Shit

It means that your a good boy

U piece of shit

by Moneyboy62 January 14, 2017

SHIT

SHIT IS WHAT DONALD TRUMP IS .

DONALD TRUMP IS SHIT HE SUCKS.

by anonymous October 7, 2020

shit

Slang term for the black people.

look at that disgusting shit nigger.

by sfafghdhea July 16, 2008

shit

verb: don't lie, joke, bullshit

-I swear, it's the truth!
-Dude, don't shit.

by S. C. March 24, 2007

shit

crystal meth

Hey man I need some shit, you think I could get a thirty from ya?

by Bowl Roller August 23, 2010