Rug Mutt

(noun) term for a masculine lesbian; dike

Check out the rug mutt in the sleeveless plaid shirt.

by nikkanicki December 23, 2011

Rug Cookies

Crusty areas of rug created by the absorption and drying of a man's ejaculate.

"Aw man, after we shot that porno in the hotel room, it was covered in rug cookies."

"It was disgusting. After my party I had to clean up way too may rug cookies"

by T_PAIN December 18, 2009

Chewing the rug

Chewing the rug is a different statement of a man licking out a women

Last night I had a great time chewing the rug

Last night I had a great time licking her out

by KB da mad1 July 25, 2016

Purple Rug

The purple rug is a reference to the fanfiction Unbelievers by isthatyoularry

A: Omg the purple rug scene in Unbelievers was so good.
B: Yes

by Zay (they/them) July 22, 2022

The Rug Rat

King of all men. Legends say that when you are in the presence of this glorious man you must resist to non-stop nut. When this gigachad goes to the gym the weights lift him. Has never dropped a single mark in high school (statistically a difference in skill) . Can speak lean language, don't try to steal his girl, he will make sure the next dude you get with takes a massive diarrhea shit on your dick (in game). Defeated the Ranga Sloth in March of 2020.

Average Teemo Player: OMG i hate THE RUG RAT! He keeps stat checking me!
The Rug Rat: 朋友是一个坚韧不拔的纪录片， 在香港这座城市的设置 主演：钱德勒 索罗斯 傅博斯1 瑞秋 莫妮卡 和一些其他他妈的演员

by ShowerEnjoyer32 March 2, 2022

clunge rug

When you have yellow puss/foam on the patch of skin between your anus and your pussy

"Iv got a mad clunge rug I need a Fucking shower"

by ThePigWithABigDick May 7, 2018

Mud Rugs

It's just like beef curtains. However, mud rugs come from excessive masterbation with huge dildos or big black cocks. What ever your choice. When the labia stretches due to all the vigorous movement. It's beef curtains, times 2!!

Sally fucked her pussy with a huge dildo. That dildo stretch her lips into some mud rugs. You could stomp your bots all over.

by Munkmunk21 September 2, 2017