Rusty Car in the Rain

A dirty sex act with Norm Macdonald, as per Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.

"How much for a rusty car in the rain?"

by ringbell January 2, 2019

Rusty Brusselers

The act of recieving fellatio while simultaneously placing a sports bet on an electronic device.

"My wife gave me a serious Rusty Brusselers in the bathroom last night!"

"I won twice last night. Rusty Brusselers and a hundred bucks!"

by Pigeonsrus February 8, 2019

rusty palm

When you shit in your hand and jerk off.

I can’t get my rusty palm clean

by Wendover June 19, 2019

rusty heater

When the penis is inserted into the anus and held in due to clenching it becomes "hot and rusty".

I met this chick at the bar and she gave me the old rusty heater.

by LeslieMiller January 8, 2020

Rusty Muck

The Rusty Muck is a place of societal gatherings, where the council decides your fate as a lil baby! Graduates of the Rusty Muck are automatically better than people who haven't.

Don't say that to Hoza, hes been at the Rusty Muck since he was a lil baby!

by Thegentlemen69 May 24, 2021

Newport Rusty Spitoon

When you're eating out a girl with a dip in your mouth, while at the same time putting a finger in her ass. You then use the same finger to take the dip out then fling it at her face.

Sal Bando just gave me a Newport Rusty Spitoon.

by Sal Bando January 17, 2010

microphoning a Rusty Charlie

during a Rusty Charlie, the man aggressively stimulates the woman’s clitoris

My 55 year old uncle got to microphoning a Rusty Charlie with the 20 year chick he picked up last night.

by For TIMMAH! July 29, 2018