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Penis Roulette

Having promiscuous, unprotected, sex with many sexual partners and either catching an STD or NOT catching an STD
(WIN or LOSE).
I fucked a bunch of bar-fly hooker hoes, bare-back, and did'nt catch nothin'. I won Penis Roulette!

Real Story: It's 1:45 AM. Last Call. I'm ordering my Corona Cerveza. Two feet away from the bar, the bar-fly hooker bitch, says, "Follow me." So...I did. I followed her into the Women's bathroom. Bent her over the toilet. Hit that shit and did'nt catch green dick. Never saw her again. (I won Penis Roulette bitch!!!
by Johan De Silencio March 31, 2008
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soda roulette

1) When you are at the vending machine and can't decide on a delicious carbonated beverage, push two or more buttons at the same time. Out comes a carbonated surprise.

2) After inserting money in the vending machine, have multiple people simultaneously push the button that corresponds to flavor of their choosing. Winner keeps the beverage. If you jump the gun, you must buy all other players their beverage of choice.
Soda roulette can also be used in place of rock paper scissors.
by Whiskey Tengo Foxtrot September 3, 2011
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Cock Roulette

A line of 5 guys and the person playing has to get on their knees and not suck the cock but move back and forth between the 5 jerkers ten times. Players lose when a jerker blows his load on his face.
Kevin got pretty unlucky that the 3rd jerker blew his load on the 1st go round of Cock Roulette
by Dong Feagles December 19, 2011
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Sex Roulette

A game played in which multiple men ejaculate inside of the same woman and the winner is the man whose sperm impregnated the woman
Jerry has two kids; he got both of them from playing sex roulette.
by Scruffy Doo January 22, 2011
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Roulette Rape

When you're on ChatRoulette and a Man appears; jerking off to the camera.
So I went on the ChatRoulette... It was so bad, I'm a reciever of Roulette Rape.
by PhillMcRackin28 May 18, 2010
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Rohypnol Roulette

the act of playing Russian Roulette but with glasses of champagne where one glass has a roofie in in it. once every glass looks the same, everyone drinks their glass all at one.
Me and 3 other people were playing Rohypnol Roulette and im pretty sure i lost because i cant remember the last 12 hours of my life
by danstein5 July 6, 2011
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telephone roulette

The act of singling while waiting for your phone call to be answered. Any slight timing misjudgment automatically leads to awkwardness.
Charlie: P-p-p-p-p-p-p-poker face la la la la (sung)

ring ring...ring ring..

Florence: Hello?

Charlie: She got to love nobody (sung)

Charlie: ...Uhhhh

(Awkward silence)

Florence: Did I just catch you playing telephone roulette?
by Hood92 September 14, 2011
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