Roman Roulette

When two or more men jack each other off and whoever cums first loses

man 1: “i need to wash my shirt”
man 2: “why?”
man 1:” i lost a game of roman roulette”

by PastorParis November 27, 2022

Resume Roulette

The grown up game you play when you're pissed off at how things are going at your job and you start aimlessly shooting your resume out to other companies by way of Indeed and LinkedIn apps.

Haley shut her office door and said quietly "I don't get paid enough to deal with this shit." Then she sat down in her chair, pulled out her cell phone and jumped on Indeed for a quick game of Resume Roulette.

by HtotheWebb September 9, 2023

urbandictionary russian roulette

You sit with a parent or grandparent, go on Urbandictionary and hit random, whatever comes up is read out loud.

Mike: 'dude i played urbandictionary russian roulette with my mum last night.'

Dan: 'oh yeh? what did you get?'

Mike: 'chode.'

Dan: 'oh man, im so sorry.'

by justanotherUDnerd November 15, 2010

Water cooler roulette

A game I invented to play with my bored co-workers at the office.
Two people take turns pouring water in a cup from the water cooler.
One can pour as much or little as they want.
The goal is to not make the air bubble inside gulp.
Taking turns until someone makes the air bubble gulp inside and loses.

You messed up like water cooler roulette.

by Fightdoctor June 16, 2016

Scene it route

An alternative to scenic route.
When you are driving or walking somewhere and you realize you’ve been on the route before.

Friend: How about we take the scene it route to the movies?
Friend 2: Don’t you mean the scenic route?
Friend: Nope.

by Alltaywell April 1, 2019

The Ballad of Rougewaffles

“Probably one of the greatest shows I’ve watched” -Rougewaffles

If you watched The Ballad of Rougewaffles you would understand

by The Polymath November 10, 2022

Router Rape

When you're happily browsing the internet with a great big smile on your face, browsing your news feeds, browsing web comics, searching porn and chatting to your girlfriend(s) on facebook and MSN when suddenly your router cuts off, your router goes on its period and cuts your connection off and you have to trail all the way to your deep dark computer room with the 100 year old desktop computer, risking your life on the deadly wires of doom, before unplugging the router and replugging it...

only to find you needed to turn off and on your wifi on your laptop.

Uhh, i was chatting up that fit girl Siobhan when suddenly while i was browisng i had router rape.

by hurrdurrimahoerz October 14, 2010