rubenating

to rub one's lame ass on pixie sticks

Ruben was enjoying the pleasures of rubenating

by bigcheez February 19, 2014

Ruben Dij

A Manchester City defender who's name is spelt 'Ruben Dias' but is pronounced 'Ruben Dij'. He is an absolute tank.

Person A: Did you see the tackle from Ruben Dias?
Person B: Do you mean Ruben Dij?

by Bao Bunda!!!! November 30, 2021

Ruben Galvez

Ruben Galvez is the most wonderful boy I’ve ever met, hopefully he sees this one day. I love you!!

Woman: is that Ruben Galvez ? He’s so cute
Me: yea, he is.

by Shay124 August 23, 2022

arjen robben

One of the best football players in the world, but hated by butthurt Mexicans.

Butthurt Mexican: Arjen Robben sucks! He dived!
Non butthurt person: Get over it, sore loser!

by Shia Labeauf December 24, 2016

Dirty Roben

When you are sitting on your partners face and you are shoving a dildo up their ass and they throw up into your asshole.

My girlfriend was acting up so I gave her a dirty roben.

by mr uno pumpo December 15, 2020

ruben martinez

Some asshat that thinks he's smart af

Ruben Martinez is such an asshat

by Qwertyasdf14728 March 17, 2016

Ruben

An annoying, gay dude that is usually caring and outgoing but can get on your nerves at times. He is not the hottest person you’ll see but he has a great personality if he likes you.

“Ruben is so weird.”

by Ruben’s August 1, 2018