Kelly Rowland

Kelly Rowland was flat af before breast implants. Instead of telling people how flat they are, tell them that they are a Kelly Rowland.

Keaton: Bro, I finally got her shirt off, and she looked like such a Kelly Rowland.

Daryl: I told you they were like mosquito bites on her chest.

by 420 praise it November 20, 2016

ROFLAW

A newer, improved version of the social network favourite ROFL. Similar to ROFL (Rolling on floor laughing). But improved by the inclusion of AW (and wanking).

Did you see this weeks weigh in on The Biggest Loser? I was ROFLAW.

by kylewillo March 3, 2011

Rowland

Someone who is a common FIFA Bitch. Usually gets embarrassed in his own house by Windell.

Damn man you are playing like Rowland.

by Zwindell February 23, 2015

Roflned

A combination of ROFL (Rolling On Floor Laughing) and OWNED. Generally used when you've owned somebody and it's hilarious.

Hacker: Yeah. Then select 'DELETE C:/'
Newbie: ooh k i just did it now wut
Hacker: ...Hit enter.
Newbie: k
Newbie: ..zomg! wtf!
Newbie: Deleting computr wtf u do! zomg!
Hacker: ROFLNED
Newbie has signed off.

by Jon R. September 5, 2008

roflness

beyond lol, rofl, lmao and all others... but not lulz

L-i just ran my face into a wall and broke my nose
J-roflness
L-yeh

by irol reltsek April 20, 2008

roflav

Rolling on floor laughing and vomitting.

That is, to find something equally amusing and appalling.

Statement: I picked my nose and ate it. I quickly spat it out when i realised it was actually a maggot squirming in my mouth.

Response: roflav

by ROFLAV May 28, 2008

Roflganger

an extension of the word ROFL. Typically used either to emphasize how much someone ROFL'd or in a cheesy satirical way making fun of people who use such retarded words.

Dude: So I'm at this party and Jason was wasted and he fell through the bathroom door with his pants down!

Guy: ROFL!!

Dude: Then, to make it worse, he shit his pants on the way home in Rachel's car!

Guy: ROFLGANGER!

Dude: Guy, you are so retarded. Why do I talk to you?

by cheapskatedave March 30, 2009