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stealth ratchet

A woman who seems respectable and friendly, but as soon as she hits the club, she is a full fledged ratchet. May keep her social media profile sfw and not lead on to the inner ratchet, and it may come to a complete shock. If you meet a stealth ratchet, do not invite her to twerk dat ass for you, as it feeds on their bloodlust for attention.
" I met her at work last week. She seemed really cool and she asked me out for drinks. When I got there, she had neon lipstick on and wore a fishnet bodysuit."
"Wow, she's a serious stealth ratchet."
by mrscuddles April 29, 2014
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Hood-Ratch

A fusion of the colloquial terms 'Hood' and 'Rachet' suggesting the an even further ghetto tier of 'Hoodrat.' A classless person or behavior lacking any type of sophistication. May describe a person, behavior, or thing.
Oh, my, God Becky, look at her butt
It is so big, she looks like
One of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, ya know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because,
She looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there
I mean gross, look
She's just so, HOOD-RATCH
by SineQuaNon June 1, 2019
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roof ratchet

This is that hoe bitch whos goal is to have a roof over her head. Shell act like shes into a guy, exploit his weaknesses, manipulating him into falling for her by sex , compliments, convincing others shes all for him, performing tasks, literrally anything to seduce him to keep him from 86ing her ass where she belong, in the streets.

She might have kids, which means she will lay on the deceptive seduction 10 fold, like how she has to store that pussy when its not in use, 10 fold & hold. She may or may not be employed, nor does her income change her goals. The main thing is someone else is providing the roof she is under. She will always at her best effort always line up a new roof before she leaves her current one. Only way she wouldnt is if a MF gives her the boot before she is able too!

But dont feel sorry for her because she already has some side d!ck that she can home up under before the next day come to pass already. Regardless of how she looks She has a man stable where she has been keeping several men corralled who will jump at the chance and let her ride them off into sunset. This could be guys you know, friends, strangers, and even family. She gets them to feel like hero but sees them as a zero...Telling a MF sh!t like "ILY" and gone the next like "I just wasnt into you....". This woman will always be a narcissist, but not all narcissists will be like this woman...
"Bruh you have zero chance with that roof ratchet! Dont waste you time."

"What do you mean zero, you see how many hoes I bag."

"She different, she only looking to be under a MF for the roof he can provide, you dont got that, you still live with moms, she aint going F so she can be Under a MF Moms roof..... She had got some "self respect"🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🏼🫵🏼🍗🦵
by WoWthisGuyReally August 31, 2022
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Victim's Ratchet

A contraption inserted deep into the vadge. During an unexpected sexual encounter, a rape, for example; the ratchet clamps on to the erect love truncheon, making it painful to withdraw. The more the assailant tries to escape, the harder the ratchet bites.
I was so massive that even her victim's ratchet couldnt stop me

You're so small even a victim's ratchet couldnt bite you.
by flashermonkey April 30, 2004
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The 3 ratcheteers

The 3 ratcheteers, are undoubtedly the 3 most trifling ass ratchet mofo's of them all....you and your 2 best friends..BITCH
Look who it is...The 3 ratcheteers!
by Bacita Mae Jenkins June 3, 2022
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Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Yuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratcha-thani Burirom Udomratchaniwetmahasathan Amon Phiman A Watan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit is the capital of Thailand. or Bangkok :)
i live in Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Yuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratcha-thani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Phiman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit
by JaxsandyDictionary2 February 27, 2021
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Phineas T. Ratchet

Only one of the sexiest motherfuckers you will see around. His broad shoulders, tiny waist, and snatched brows are just a few things he brings to this feast. His voice is so damn smooth and he wears the classiest outfits around. His beautiful grey eyes and perfect personality only add on to this wonder of a man. He's a DILF without even having to be a dad. By far, one of the most fuckable daddies I have ever seen.

P.S. His mom is a fucking MILF
"OMG Who is that? He's sooo hot."
"That's Phineas T. Ratchet, duh. He's only like one of the richest and hottest guys around."
"I totally want his number!"
"Good luck with that, girl. I think his mom is hotter #imafuckinslutformadamgasket!!!"
by clotpole October 12, 2021
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