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River ridge middle school

River ridge middle school is ass

First of all we got racist ass and homophobic people here. Like do I need to go on? Plus on top of that people complain about the dress code when I haven’t heard or seen on person get dress coded

Plus the people in the school are 🍑
Somebody: river ridge middle school sucks 🍑

Legit everybody else: yes.

Park Ridge 

A town near Chicago which is a mostly black city where the Alaskan Pipeline was originated
Hey timme
wassup we in Park Ridge
wanna have sex
Park Ridge by tittieeater3 December 17, 2021

coal ridge middle school

a school in Firestone Colorado don't go here the principle is ass and all the kids are weird
oh ya? that shitty school Coal Ridge Middle School? yeah fuck that place

Marvin Ridge High School 

Student population mainly consists of pajama pant wearing freaks who froth at the mouth to hit anyone's burnt 3 week old esco bar. There are a few notorious staff members it is best to steer clear of, especially Mr H*neybutt who is a racist child predator with multiple questionable allegations under his name. Besides the annoying personality-less fiens there are the most privileged and despicable little fucks you've ever met whose only thoughts consist of football, pussy, and how to ruin everyone's day. The nicest people you will meet here are nerdy girls who are obsessed with their GPA and SAT scores. They are boring but they will accept you. They, like many others, have been completely crushed by the competitive environment of this school. You can't take a shit without the smell of somebody's mango watermelon ice puff bar wafting out of the big stall. Everyone at this school is bored so if you get into any personal drama with your friends it will spread like wildfire and will become your legacy at this school. The assistant principal is possibly one of the most evil, vindictive women to walk this Earth. She will do anything she can to make your school experience Hell. If you do go to this school, make sure to have a sense of humor because everyone is a fucking joke.
Did you hear what happened at my school?

This kid was yelling out racist slurs and trying to throw a chair over the balcony!
Only at MARVIN RIDGE HIGH School.

The Texas Oil Ridge 

Repeatedly Fisting a females asshole and going all the way to the elbow. The act resembles an Texas oil ridge.
I went over to Donna’s house this morning and gave her the Texas oil ridge! I struck black gold!

Knick the Ridge

Knick the Ridge:

When one is shaving around their brown eye and catches the razor on one of their butthole ridges.
Knick The Ridge: a small cut on one of the butthole wrinkles

Man, my girl was shavin’ her black cherry and accidentally knicked a ridge. No playin in the fudge factory tonight boys.