When you find out the person you were dating is a total douce bag and you vomit in your mouth a little bit everytime you think about the fact that you were with them.
I can't get out of bed today because I'm experiencing some major dating regret.
This dating regret just keeps playing in my mind and it's making me sick.
This dating regret just keeps playing in my mind and it's making me sick.
by biggirl888 January 5, 2012
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Horseyface was riding those tata's when before Meggers knew it, he gave her some Rocky Mountain Refreshment.
by Monkey Gray October 28, 2007
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by preston29 January 26, 2010
Get the Sweat and Regret mug.Usually occurring after an individual has procrastinated some important work/school project, and decided to stalk a friend, acquaintance or coworker to the point that they have seen so much that they regret clicking on the profile on the first place. The stalker may be regretful for a number of reasons, including but not limited to the following:
1. Finding details about someone you never wanted to find
2. Feeling pathetic for having spent half an hour researching someone you don't know and don't care about
3. Feeling jealous of someone whose life you perceive (from Facebook) to be better than yours
1. Finding details about someone you never wanted to find
2. Feeling pathetic for having spent half an hour researching someone you don't know and don't care about
3. Feeling jealous of someone whose life you perceive (from Facebook) to be better than yours
"I found this guy on okCupid but before we met I found him on Facebook and know he likes Grey's Anatomy, Candy Crush, and the Communist party. He took a beach trip to Mexico in '09 with his brother Chris. Now I'm afraid to meet him because I'm afraid I'm gonna let something slip and he'll think I'm a total stalker."
"Sounds like you're experiencing Facebook Stalker Regret."
"Sounds like you're experiencing Facebook Stalker Regret."
by SophiaChicken October 9, 2013
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Can only be used while on drugs, sutch as weed,shrooms, alcohol, etc.
Can only be used while on drugs, sutch as weed,shrooms, alcohol, etc.
by Audrie Harless August 12, 2008
Get the refrection mug.An apologetic salutation for the non-delivery of a gift item you ordered as a joke from Etsy that did not make it to the giftee; the funk you feel when the junk you ordered was not delivered.
by Gooch Charles April 3, 2011
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Hym "Oh? Are you going to make me regret invading your little solipsistic golden tower of babel? You stood atop the mountain and it was good. You delayed your gratification. You're finally being lauded as the prophetic figure you always new you would be. You saw the feedback loops huh? You said you saw it. What else did you see? That golden god is going to rain down his moral judgement? The prophet! The god! Praise him! Here's a tip from one dark triad to another: You gotta be more consistent. I mean, if you watch your videos over the last couple of months in juxtaposition to the first few after the Ngo ones, you are all over the place! I mean, from the realization that I wasn't what you thought I was to the glee with which you derided me with your friends to the erratic behavior you're exhibiting now. This is just bizarre
Hym "Oh? Are you going to make me regret invading your little solipsistic golden tower of babel? You stood atop the mountain and it was good. You delayed your gratification. You're finally being lauded as the prophetic figure you always new you would be. You saw the feedback loops huh? You said you saw it. What else did you see? That golden god is going to rain down his moral judgement? The prophet! The god! Praise him! Here's a tip from one dark triad to another: You gotta be more consistent. I mean, if you watch your videos over the last couple of months in juxtaposition to the first few after the Ngo ones, you are all over the place! I mean, from the realization that I wasn't what you thought I was to the glee with which you derided me with your friends to the erratic behavior you're exhibiting now. This is just bizarre
What you guys are doing there is bizarre (that's a reference by the way). You're meting out God's judgement. You arbitrating unforgivable sins. And you're violating the first commandment. To refer to yourself in that manor. It's nuts. Lure me back in (after months without writing) with people I wrote about just to gaslighting me? As I'm intimated into the culture by my favorite writers? Ha! Hahahahaha! This is fucking hilarious! I mean, I told this check I was going to keep her eternal soul and a sex slave and her response was 'Don't threatenba girl with a good time' and here you are trying gaslight me into killing myself and then when it fails you go on a tirade that is causing people to make videos questioning 'what changed?' My punishment didn't work and now I'm ramping up until it works because a god like me shouldn't have to be criticized! You motherfuckers need to look in the mirror. I regret nothing. Hahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam July 28, 2022
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