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Horizontal refreshment 

Getting laid, having sex.
John: Damn! Did you see that girl?
L: Yeah that thang swangin, I will go see if she is interested some horizontal refreshment.
Horizontal refreshment by Hell owe December 14, 2014

liquid refreshment

Any sort of drink, usually an alcoholic beverage
Fix me up with some liquid refreshment geeza
liquid refreshment by Tejb September 3, 2014

herbal refreshment 

Weed, pot, chronic, kill, KB, marijuana, dope...whatever you want to call it. When you say this instead of one of those words, it's more subtle and adds some much needed variety to your pathetic stoner life.
Everyone meet at my house at exactly 4:20 PM on the 20th day of April. Drinks are on the house and so is the herbal refreshment. (sounds high class and refined, doesn't it?)
herbal refreshment by Nick D April 26, 2003

Mexican Refreshment 

When you aim a straw at someone, and fart into the straw with extreme force, usually into one's mouth.
Dan fell asleep at 11:00, so we gave him a good ol' mexican refreshment.

herbal refreshment 

As above. Said when the weed you smoked 2-3 hours ago has started to wear off and is making you 'dreg' out.
"I aint really feeling that chronic we smoked much anymore, let's go back to my hut for a 'herbal refrehment'."
herbal refreshment by Diego September 11, 2003

horizontal refreshment 

After a long day's work, there's not much that beats a little horisontal refreshment.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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