reaperduction

A "false profit" --- I mean, "prophet" --- who goes around impersonating "Da Grim One" in an effort to con hapless believers into converting to his religion, giving him what he wants, etc.

Warren Jeffs was an infamous example of a "reaperduction" in dat he went around spouting "doom 'n' gloom" sermons in order to unreasonably force his followers to bow to his will and do his bidding.

by QuacksO April 10, 2022

Reaperlophobia

When you have played the game 'Subnautica' and have grown a fear to the dunes and crash zone areas of the game due to the reaper leviathans.

'Man after i played subnautica i got reaperlophobia after i went to the crash zone.'
'What?'

by JarateMaster May 1, 2022

Reamprocrasted

The practice of taking a previously established idea or concept and drastically reworking or reinterpreting it in a new and innovative way.

James Reamprocrasted solar panels and made them generate electricity using rain

by MJ THE PRO January 17, 2023

Welcome Reader

Adj. To describe a piece of written work that is so good it is worthy of being prefaced by, "Welcome Reader. You are about to embark on an epic journey through the fabric of the English language."

Dude, that "Welcome Reader" essay you wrote got like an A+++

Obama's "Welcome Reader" speech swung my vote to him.

by IfBOSWT February 3, 2009

penis reader

2 guys having a boner at the same time yet they live far from each other.

Skype conversation: "man mine just got up" "WHAT YOU TOO?!" "penis reader haha"

by korky1318 October 22, 2011

Taint Reader

Someone who can tell the future by reading taints.

So, taint reader, what can you tell me about my future?

Your taint tells me you're about to get your salad tossed!

Your taint tells me you're about to get a tongue in your pussy!

by ExoticTransporter August 25, 2014

fish reaper

One who seeks out fish to kill. With any weapon of choice. Most preferably with speargun so that the numbers of fish are greater. Also has a great love for the ocean and never takes more than they can give away or eat themselves.

A good Fish Reaper stones his fish with perfectly placed shots.

by Fish Shanker February 14, 2017