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Emily Reagan

ummm, the best person in the world. ever.
Guy 1: Dude, that girl is so like Emily Reagan.

Guy 2: I know, shes amazing!

Ronald Reagan

Like Bush.

There is however a difference.

Although it may not be very noticable, Reagan had a soul, as opposed to Bush.

His presidency was a joke though.
Billy: "Is Bush or Ronald Reagan a better president"
Me: Ronny

ronald reagan

Greatest American president to date who won a several landslide victories in the 80's. Reversed the Pacifistic actions of previous Democractic president Jimmy Carter and defeated Communism while staving off the "liberal left" who wanted vodka to become the world's favourite beverage.
Twenty years ago, on the afternoon of May 13, 1981, Pope John Paul II was struck by three bullets while being driven in a slow-moving convertible through St. Peter's Square, where 20,000 people had gathered to see the pontiff. Rushed to a hospital, the pope barely survived a six-hour operation. Two bystanders were also injured in the attack.

You see, two great people, the two, who crushed communism were supposed to die within 2 months.
And they both survived - to bring freedom to us (the Poles) and to the whole world.

A coincidence?

Ronald Reagan

a clean blowjob (usually with the pants on).
"aye girl I got work in 15 you tryna give me a Ronald Reagan "
Ronald Reagan by Treyed-mark October 8, 2020

Ronald Reagan

killed the birds in 1986 for the bourgeoisie

he is responsible for the birds being replaces with spies
All of the birds died in 1986 due to Ronald Reagan killing them and replacing them with spies that are now watching us. The birds work for the bourgeoisie.
Ronald Reagan by kermitdie August 13, 2019

faye reagan 

A pornstar who's orgasms sounds like they belong to that of a child
Faye reagan sounds like a kid.
faye reagan by NootTube March 4, 2017