razor mains have the worst internet EVER. Istg we be doing a boss and they randomly stuck in the center. Like get better internet mf
by MikaMiika July 22, 2022
Loudly and publicly criticizing your boss or employer until your employment becomes untenable and you find yourself promoted to consultant.
"If you keep slamming your boss, your coworkers, and your workplace in your social media, they're going to fire you. It's just Felicia's Razor
by JaycenG June 17, 2022
When you are having a conversation with someone that continuously charges the topic to avoid the conversation.
Person 1: So please provide some evidence that can only work on a Flat Earth and wouldn't work on Globe Earth.
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out
by WozInOz May 10, 2024
the principle that the best method of surviving a horrific situation is to simply leave, posited by Eddie Murphy in his long-form standup comedy film Delirious; "it's very simple; if there's a ghost in the house, get the f**k out the house"
in Eden Lake, when faced with a bunch of abusive ASBO kids with a Rottweiler, Fassbender should simply have employed Murphy's Razor and gone to a Holiday inn instead of camping in the forest.
by Barry Beatmaster December 15, 2023
Bob: I keep hearing about MacKey’s Razor, but I don't know what it is.
Alice: Same. Most likely, it's just a razor owned by someone named Frank MacKey.
MacKey’s Razor is a simple rule and key that helps us make decisions online during our constant state of mental disturbance and stupidity!
Alice: Same. Most likely, it's just a razor owned by someone named Frank MacKey.
MacKey’s Razor is a simple rule and key that helps us make decisions online during our constant state of mental disturbance and stupidity!
by DilleyDilleyDilley February 07, 2024
by Little Kaid June 22, 2006
yes.
by []'.• Sugar Daddy •.'[] September 17, 2018