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Quarantwined

Being in quarintine with someone a little too closely.
Since they had no one else in their lives Bob and Sarah decided to be quarantwined together. 9 months later...
by M Morue April 8, 2020
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Quarantine Clean

adjective used to describe what an OCD person does to the home when bored with nothing else to do in quarantine. Each project should take no fewer than 5 hours. Projects include such things as Cleaning the oven, cleaning fridge, descaling the dishwasher, scrubbing baseboards, scrubbing grout. Will result in much satisfaction after sweating and cursing under the breath for hours on end. No more than one project per day, and each item cleaned can never. Ever. Be used or touched. Again!!!
This covid -19 virus has my oven, windows and kitchen grout quarantine clean.
by J to the R April 8, 2020
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Quarantaint

The state of your grundle after not showering for days and losing track of time due to being stuck inside for an extended period of time.
"Dude whens the last time you showered?"
"What day is it?"
"I don't know, but I can smell your quarantaint from here."
by Tweetch April 10, 2020
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Quaranting

a shordy that you're only affiliating with because quarantine has you bored asl
"yo I didn't know you knew Sally like that"

"yeah we been snapping, that's my quaranting"
by yeuurrrr April 10, 2020
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Quarantinder

A place where desperate people, needy for love and affection go during quarantine.
Thinking they're looking for a soulmate when they're actually just longing for quarantention .
I always refused to download dating apps, but Rona had me joining Quarantinder.
by wonderbaer April 14, 2020
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Quarantine Cunt

One who, or that which, will stick around sexually for the sake in times of quarantine.
"Yo bro, you dating that chick?"

"Naa man, she's my quarantine cunt.

"But babe, I LOVE YOU!"

"I'm sorry , you're just my quarantine cock.
by Neeky April 15, 2020
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quarantine time

time goes by differently in quarantine due to the coronavirus and everything being closed
“wow man, you’re up at 11pm?” “no bro, it’s 8pm in quarantine time”
by ghostynipple April 15, 2020
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