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Payter story

A pointless story that somebody says is a good one and turns out to be the most retarded thing you have ever heard
Payter: I was talking with my dad one time and he just hit me!

Bret: that's a damn payter story!!!
by Maize man October 14, 2011
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Peter Facinelli

An incredibly talented and down-to-earth actor who became famous after starring in the popular TV show "Fastlane". He went on to star in The Twilight saga playing the hottest doctor of all time, Carlisle Cullen, and again played a doctor in "Nurse Jackie".

He is the only male in the Twilight saga that is worth a second look and the only person in the whole movie who can ACTUALLY act. Robert Pattinson looks like a messed up druggie, Taylor Lautner is way too over-rated, Kristen Stewart is the most monotonous piece of crap with no personality whatsoever. Carlisle Cullen on the other hand...he is just the man every girl secretly has a crush on but won't admit it.

He is originally Italian, married to actress Jennie Garth and has three young daughters. Peter has a lovable personality, is very humble and makes every effort with things like charity events and connecing with his fans online through Twitter.

Peter has never fallen in bad publicity such as drugs/drunk driving. He charms everyone with his humour and amazing looks and is a great role model for aspiring young actors and actresses. In a decade from now, Peter Facinelli will be in the same league as Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom.

Long live Peter Facinelli <3
Please make a Fastlane Season 2!
Example 1
Fangirl: OMG how HOT was that guy in Twilight!!

Fangirl2: OMG TELL ME ABOUT IT. TAYLOR LAUTNER IS NEXT LEVEL SEXY!

Fangirl1: wtf you on about? Who is Taylor Lautner?! I'm talking TEAM CARLISLE here!

Example 2
Fangirl3: Love your desktop background! Peter Facinelli is so hot!

Fangirl4: Totally! He looks so much like Johnny Depp in these pictures.
by peterfacinellifan1 May 26, 2010
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Peter North CumBath

Everyone laughed at mike,when he received a peter north cumbath.
by grandpubah October 26, 2004
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Garrrrr, Peter

1. What a pirate would say to someone named peter when the person named peter does or says something nice. Name does not really matter, its the thought that counts!
Peter: "Hey Pirate John do you want 50 cents, i dont need it?"
Pirate John: "Garrrrr, Peter!"
by Nathan Holstein April 14, 2006
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peter parker

he's a guy working for the tabloid Daily Bugle...but, he's really...SPIDERMAN!
Peter Parker, it's been a while since I've seen you.
by World Domination February 9, 2005
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Peter Patty

When you cum and or gizz on your hand and smack some poor person in the face.
Last night Mike was sleeping so I gave him a big Peter Patty.
by Aaron Kunkel December 9, 2008
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Peterfuck

To mule your employees until they go home sick or quit.
The trainmaster wont peterfuck me again! If he does I will go home sick.
by Sir Toppem Hat January 17, 2009
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