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e-pwn

1. To pwn someone or something through e-mail.

ORIGIN

Created by Sami in July of 2005.
(An e-pwn I got from my 9-year old cousin): "You and Mike are so pathetic." :-)
by Machaira July 26, 2005
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Silent Pwn

The act of expressing one's pwnage through the use of an air guitar.
I totally gave Austin the Silent Pwn after dominating him in LightBikes.
by chordstricken December 27, 2008
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Stoner-pwn

related to pwn, a stoner-pwn occurs when a stoner accomplishes a task in a more intellectual manner than a non-stoner.
Teacher: what is the capital of Thailand?
Non-stoner: Ummm...
Stoner: Bangkok! *nut checks the non-stoner*
Stoner: You just got Stoner-pwned!
by Sin-Nick June 10, 2010
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post pwn

Boom, headshot! Pwned! Boom headshot again! Post Pwned!
by The Chimpy One December 16, 2005
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BAMF a PWN

The opposite of pwning a bamf, where verbs are nouns and nouns, verbs
Wil- winning epically at Half-Life 2 "I'm gonna BAMF a PWN."
by Widdle Warrior December 21, 2008
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Pwn Status

A term, which is a combination of the terms Pwn and Pro Status, perhaps two of the coolest terms ever invented. Used to describe something that is way awesome, hence the word pwn. Pwn is in the term because it is used to emphasize the the awesomness of the object being described (it is so cool that it pwns all other things). Status is used to show that the pwnness of the object being described is a charecteristic of it, so it is naturally pwn status.
Bill: Hey guys, check out my new awesome shoes.

Joe: Those shoes are gay

Kyle: shut up Joe, youre gay, those shoes are way Pwn Status

Usually used with "way" or "so" in front
by Drew Wachter June 28, 2006
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Falcon Pwn

My Halo 3 term. There are 4 types. Falcon Pwn (Jumping then beating someoneNo Gravity Hammer). Super Falcon Pwn (Fly up HIGH, stick the opponent, beat themNO GRAVITY HAMMER before they explode). Ultimate Falcon Pwn (ExplodeBy beatNO GRAVITY HAMMER/Beat someone in ANY flying vehicle). Fuuuckkkk youuu pwnnned (You jump on top of your partners vehicleFLYING ONLY and beat themSKULL ONLY).
Me:FAAAAALLLLCOOONNNN
Man 1: What?
Me: PWWWWWWNNNN!!!
Man 1: WTF?!?! YOU ASSHOLE!!!

Me:Super!!!!
Man 2:Ha! No one will ever find me in my sniping place!
Me:Falcon!!!!
Man 2:AHHH!!! WTF?!?! SOMEONE STUCK ME!!!
Me:PWN!!!!!!
Man 2:...

Me:Ultimate...
Man 3:YOU BETTER NOT KILL ME YOU BASTARD!!
Me:Falcon....
Man 3:...
Me:PWN!!!!
Man 3:WOW! YOU FUCKING BITCH!! YOUR LUCKY THAT EXPLOSION DIDN'T KILL YOU!!

Me:Yo, I found the skull!
Partner:Iight, jump on my car, try not to fall off.
Me:...
Partner:YOU EXPLODED US BITCH!!!
Me:P...
Partner:FUCK YOU!!!!!!!
Me:PWNED!!!!!You got falcon pwned!
by Tobi-Lass March 1, 2009
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