pseudo boyfriend

someone that has never been your boyfriend/girlfriend but you know deep down they would be perfect for you so you resort to being good friends. Sometimes living in different states influence a pseudo sitch.

"Monica don't forget I'm your pseudo boyfriend"

Monica: "I know you are ;)"

by Pseudoboyfriend January 16, 2012

Pseudo-goth

A pseudo-goth, (also known as a poser or poseur) is widely understood to be the most vile and detestable fascimile culture yet known to mankind. Pseudo-goths take the originality and artistry of goth culture and turn it into something to be feared. These are emos, who claim to be gothic and slit their wrists; preps, who put on the clothing because they are put under the impression that the clothes make them cool; and nerds, who are often thought of more as cyberpunk (which is legitimate). Hey! Can you blame us for trying to be intimidating? I got my ass kicked as a kid for being intelligent. Wanting others to ph33r you is natural. ;-)

1> Dude, that pseudo-goth is threatening to kill himself. Shouldn't we do something?

2> Ah, him again? No. This is the third time this week. I wish he /would/ throw himself out in front of a bus and save us from his whining.

by Alienkitten September 1, 2005

perd

1. perd (noun)used as a sustitute for traditional name use in backwards comunities. Can be complimentary or derogatory. To be honest knowbody really knows what it means.
Also used in Boogie Nights

Buck talking to Schrum would say "whoa perd I heard you got another DUI"

by Greg Eveland April 28, 2003

pseudo intellectual

memeber of the rap group Pseudo Intellectuals

The Scion, DJ Cutler, is the DJ for the Pseudo Intellectuals

by The Science August 8, 2008

pseudo-bathroom

a semi-desolate, discrete, dark place where you have to quickly drop your pants for bladder and/or bowel relief if you really have to go and there is 1.) no open public bathroom around 2.) no law enforcement people around 3.) you don't feel like cleaning up an awful mess in your pants/the car.

Stop the car I need to declare this dead end street a pseudo-bathroom in my honor.

by busterboner September 3, 2009

pseudo-hatred

When you pretend to hate something as a joke, like french-canadians.

French-Canadian Person A: Why are you hating on french canadians?

American Person B: I'm not hating, it's some pseudo-hatred. Naw, they cool. Take a joke, man!

by geek_squared March 25, 2010

Pseudo Swag

1. One who has the facade of swag or the ability to "fake" swag.

2. One who has artificially gained swag or is putting on a front that he possess's swag

This can be seen and perfectly demonstrated in Nick Cannon's "Love Don't Cost a Thing"

John: Yo check out that niggas Polo and Air Yeezy's that niggas swagged out.

Odera: Nah cuz, thats that nigga Mike he a lame, thats just pseudo swag he got all that to look cool.

by Odera Adigwe aka NaijaboySwag December 12, 2012