Proper Joest

Like Joest but made properly.
In a toaster.
With wide slots.

Proper Joest should be put in the toaster, not put under the grill you maniac!

by MissMadz October 16, 2019

Properness Etiquette System

An old, extensive series of social norms and expectations that indicate what types of behaviors and social practices are and are not acceptable in various social situations. A majority of the rules employed in the modern properness system come from medieval times and were first created in Europe. There are different rules for males and females, regarding how they are to treat each other and behave in each other’s presences; what gender an individual identifies as determines which gender type of rules they are expected to follow. Many of the rules are out of date with times and tend to be quite biased against the poor, women, LGBTQ people, people with disabilities and other species.

The properness etiquette system is in urgent need of reform in order to make it more up to date with the times, more effective, and less biased against various populations.

by Vanguard 1998 March 20, 2021

Proper ding dang do

Popularised by Ollie ball and his friend Jacob, this word is perfect response when reviewing something or it’s so awkward there’s nothing to say

Attie: my boy best friend is coming over, but i promise nothing will happen

Dan: that’s a proper ding dang do

by ChristipherROBBIN April 18, 2021

Proper Tom james

A boy who thinks he is a man and enjoys getting people sacked.

You’re a proper Tom James you!

by LCP84 November 13, 2021

built like a proper

mainly used in Britain language
A phrase meaning to look or act like something in particular

"Built like a proper elephant"
This would mean you look or act (in this case look) fat, sort of like an elephant

by burger dino October 12, 2021

proper hard innit

roadman slang that means someone is acting tough that isnt

*person talking wack about someone else*
Person 1- proper hard innit
Person 2- ikr

by roadmen69 February 19, 2022

proper-benny

When someone does something so stupid it’s like a scene from a Benny Hill comedy sketch.

Golf player 1 “Oh look at that guy running across the farmers field to get his ball”
Better golf player “oh that’s proper-benny”

by TheBGF January 19, 2025