Pee Pee Promise

An appropriately silly and childish alternative for the more stronger word, known as the Penis Promise.

Girl: "Can you promise me to not tell anyone/"

Boy: "Pee Pee Promise!"

Girl: Ok, let's kiss!

by MyInternetSucks February 12, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Tara Promise

The act of promising something that you know you'll never do.
(Usually avoided by being too tired, or forgetting)

Tara:
Hey, if you do this for me...i promise we can have sex tonight!

Me:
Yeah right...its probably a tara promise.

by Joshwa7 July 12, 2019

Stripper Promise

A hollow promise made for the sole purpose of appeasing the recipient momentarily.

A vow lacking conviction or follow through

Harold " She said we would go out on a date when she had some more free time. She promised this time"

Rob " ahh, common man, you can't be following for another stripper promise."

by Dre_N May 5, 2021

forever promise

A promise that is made to be kept forever. No matter what the promise will never be broken. It is used for people who have trust issues and people who are simps for their girl/boyfriend. Never think someone is lying when they said forever promise.

Preston ~ I love you. * said to his wife Kristen*
Kristen ~ I love you too baby.

Preston ~ Promise🥺
Kristen ~ Forever promise baby.

by SniperGod522 January 18, 2021

Promise

Something modern people have taken advantage of, also something made to be broken eventually. Eg; love

I promise to never cheat on you...

A few weeks later..

"You broke your promise "

by Cringeloveisworthless May 12, 2018

pinky dinky promise

Like a pinky promise but you add a dinky promise to it. so not only do you wrap your pinky together but also your penises.

person 1: “you promise?”

person 2: “ i pinky dinky promise”

by elcuh.420.69 March 1, 2021