profaile

A newspaper or on-line friendship/romance-seeking "resume" that's appealing to nobody.

Possessing a disagreeable personality and/or horrible looks is to the dating-scene a lot like what having a criminal record is to the employment-world... not matter how creatively-clever or fancy you try to be in "marketing" yourself, you're probably still gonna end up with a profaile.

by QuacksO November 19, 2018

probonotobly

Fancy word for maybe.

A: Are you going to eat that entire pie?
B: Probonotobly

by Bartowfivekey January 10, 2019

prodonkadonk

A predicament that’s really stupid

Man Abbie’s got a real prodonkadonk kn her hands

by Ueeyeee February 6, 2019

Prof Halan

gets annoyed by 9th grade really easily.

Prof Halan just left the room.

by cecilia.c May 22, 2019

Preforkulation

The act of picking up your fork before your food arrives.

Preforkulation is frowned upon at an upscale restaurant.

by Skerry12 December 8, 2019

profade

—verb (used with object)

To think (something) wrong or reprehensible; censure or condemn in opinion.
Dismissive of.
To object to.
To withhold approval from.

Inquiring as to why Bob refused to wear his seatbelt, he replied, “I profade of safety.”

by Rootin’ Tootin’ Rasputin! October 22, 2019

Prefontaine

A fond moment before the storm.

Our hug is a prefontaine before the train crashes.

by Hodor Dohor January 14, 2020