progamer

A 1337 cunt taking out a whole team with a glock. Eg. SK getting owned by wtg! and wtg taking out f-zer0 with a glock and no body armour

wtg

by Emil Christritnsen March 23, 2003

extreme programming

The practice of more than one (usually two) people working together on the same piece of code at one terminal with the intention of creating the greatest snippet of code ever.

Alex: This section is code is awesome!
Bob: Don't thank me, thank extreme programming.

by henners123 October 16, 2008

java programmer

A type of programmer that is typically misunderstood due to the misunderstanding of what the Java language is, people often believe that Java SDK is Java. Due to the ease of using a software development kit, people who program see Java SDK users as half programmers. Java, however, does not encorporate the SDK and you start with bare bones, not even C can make that boast. Furthermore, a Java Programmer is more experianced with object orentation allowing them to excel in true software development.

He is a Java programmer, what a wus
That is JAVA not Suns Java SDK, why don't YOU try using C without "#include"ing the SDK files.

by Funkay October 8, 2006

Put Me on a Program

When someone makes you (or asks you to) do something for them or tells you something that is completely untrue for ulterior motives. It is either done for selfish reasons, to harrass, annoy, punish, etc.

My boss "put me on a program" with that whole new report thing--it is a complete waste of time.

by Diego Garcia December 17, 2006

paid programming

when a politician makes a speech on television---it's paid programming, and you paid for it.

The State of The Union speech is a perfect example of paid programming.

by archimedest September 11, 2006

programmatrix

1. A female programmer who displays remarkable skill in the craft
2. A female lead developer

That girl is a programmatrix - she only has to compile her code once.

A degree in computer science may seem intimidating, ladies, but after you're through, you'll all be programmatrices.

by correct horse battery staple August 14, 2011

the.programmer

a smart yet retarded forum wh0re. likes to post, but mostly to spam, and if you post about something in his narrow view of the world, then he'll post until you delete the thread of a mod locks it. he's basically a 1337 nub :D.

what it said above will work.

by treeman November 3, 2004