Potato

Someone with a lower Chromosome count
Possibly autistic

Hey did you hear about the autistic kid who got super high?
Oh yeah. You mean the baked POTATO right?

by anyGAYbody March 7, 2017

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potato is a vegtable. used on fries and stuff.(1) can also be a funny nickname for someone who looks like a potato(2) or can be called a potato just for fun. can be used as a meme at most times(3) and puns, jokes, etc. can be a very funny vegetable for some reason.

1: mcdonalds fries are made put of potatoes.. i think.
2: mia is a potato.

3: "knock knock" "whos there" "potato"

by chicken_noodle_soup February 16, 2018

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A word that gets used by random people because they think they’re fucking funny

Random person: XD RAWR POTATOES

by Fattus Twattus October 24, 2019

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THE BEST MOTHER FUCKING VEGETAL EVER, I MEAN GOD, LOOK AT ITS BEAUTY, YOU CANT COMPETE WITH THIS FUCKER, IT WILL DEMOLISH YOUR TASTE BUDS, SO WATCH OUT WHEN EATING THAT BADASS VEGTAL

Damn that potato is good!
Holy shit the potato destroyed my taste buds!
Potato...

by PotatoIsTheBest May 6, 2018

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po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes

1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.

2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.

3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.

Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.

He brought nothing to the conversation; I was all the fixings, he was just a potato.

by saxonbojaxon September 15, 2016

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