T pose syndrome

When somebody can’t stop t posing

He had t pose syndrome

by Kellands August 31, 2023

Poplar Bluff Pose

The "poplar bluff pose" is when you're taking a picture, usually of you and one more person, one hand is placed on the outer hip, while the other is around the person next to you. While doing this, you lean back as far as you can thinking it looks cute, when in reality, it looks like your ass is about to fall the fuck over.

Omg, girl, let's take pictures for Facebook because we feel like models.. But wait, we can't forget the Poplar Bluff pose!

by wuhdat October 18, 2012

Steaming Hot Bowels of Poseidon

Also known as a dishwasher. A quick and effective way to clean dishes.

I could wash these dishes by hand, or I could stick them in the Steaming Hot Bowels of Poseidon.

by Strudel Doom October 6, 2018

Lowercase T-Pose

When a person under 5’6 attempts to assert dominance with a T-Pose.

Short person: *t-poses*

Tall person: *t-poses above short person* Your lowercase t-pose is not affective here.

by BigTiddyGothGirlfriend November 1, 2018

scene poser

scene kids ARE posers. 'scene kids' will make fun of other 'scene kids' so they don't feel like they're the ones faking it. No one should try to be a 'scene kid'. Scene kids think that if they hang out with a bunch of 'scene kids' they can call people dressed exactly the same as them 'scenesters.' scene kids know they're scene, try very hard to be scene, but will pretend that they came up with the whole trend and everyone copied them. They'll deny that they're scene at all, but that's just part of being 'scene'.

Scenester kids in mall: "Rawr look at that scene poser!"
*points to kids who have the same clothes, hair and music taste as them.*
Scenester kid: "ew they're so fake."

by agyness deyn show me pain September 8, 2007

loser poser

To be a poser who is also a loser. The combination of dressing or acting according to a store you shop i.e. hollister,DTL, pacsun.. but are not only failing miserably,and its noticable, but the whole town is laughing at you behind your back anyplace you go whether it be the mall,tropicana,wendys, or even the local barber shop.

darryl-"dude what the heck happened to matt"

Steve-"I dont know, is he coming out of pacsun?"

darryl-"yea he was a total square a week ago now hes decked out with a tilted cookie monster hat, skater shorts, and a colorful-ass fox shirt"

steve-"what a faggy ass bitch loser poser"

by Hatingthisday October 22, 2011

skate boarding poser

Wears Thrasher, the 2 XL shirts and a hoodie for weeks on end without changing. Stands there with his board looking extra Radical for scene points but doesn't even try skate when he knows how to do nothing.

puts his face book status as "skating all day" I love skating" "gotta skate more" - but the only time they skate is just down the smooth road to the shop.

Also says people who walk holding their trucks on theirs kateboards are posers and 'truck touchers' ahaha

skate boarding poser.

by classyburd May 15, 2011