Wash the poodles

'Wash the poodles' is a term synonymous with a man being whipped, where he is forced to do mundane and often emasculating tasks for the sake of tang.

Guy 1: Why did stu bail so early lastnight?

Guy 2: No idea, he probably had to wash the poodles.

by good guy friend October 4, 2012

Pooched the Poodle

To really screw something up

When I made the kool-aid, I added flour, not sugar and really pooched the poodle

by Kaurae May 22, 2021

Poodle people

People that felt like they lost a friend when their favorite cartoons got replaced by spongebob or the one that replaced spongebob if there is already another one out now.

Nobody has seen your big purple dinosaur friend, poodle people.

by Solid Mantis June 1, 2020

poodle in the dark

Something that is exciting but shouldn't be, in the same way that a poodle may be exciting to dog-lovers but would not be in the dark (where it cannot be seen). Full phrase: 'Exciting as a poodle in the dark'.

Your friend gets excited over something mundane and pointless. You remark: "That was a real poodle in the dark!"

by AspiringAristotle February 11, 2019

Poodle

The act of completing a Wordle, Worldle or Heardle whilst defacating.

"I'll be back in 10. Just off for a Poodle"

"Are you OK? You were in there for 25 minutes!?"
"Nothing to worry about, just a particularly tough Poodle today"

by Goosepoo May 25, 2022

brown poodle

When one needs to defecate or use the restroom.

I need to see a man about a brown poodle.
Where do I drop off my brown poodle?

by Dr. Dagless August 22, 2008

Poodle Snatch Chapstick

Chapstick once used to de-chap a dogs snatch.
Also used in place of chapstick if you've heard of Poodle Snatch Chapstick.

John: "Hey Ezra, can I use your Poodle Snatch Chapstick?"

Ezra: "Yes, you may"

by Kleinsauced Her December 14, 2008