Urban Poaching

Urban Poaching: A modern trend where visitors to the UK illegally hunt protected wildlife in urban areas—like swans, seagulls, ducks, and fish such as carp and koi carp. While it’s more common in urban areas, it can also occur in the countryside. It’s highly illegal because most of these animals are protected by law, and koi carp are meant for ornamental purposes, not for eating. Often, these visitors may or may not be aware of the laws. It’s also highly frowned upon by the UK population.

Lee: Bruv, I keep seeing all over YouTube and the news about people coming to the UK and hunting swans seagulls and nicking koi carp out of ponds to eat LOL.
Frank: Yeah, I see that too they call it urban Poaching bruv.
Lee: I wonder what they taste like bruv LOL

Frank: Don’t be sick mate LOL.
Lee: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese January 16, 2026

trailer park poach

when you don't have plastic wrap so you crack an egg into a used condom and boil it in a pot of hot water and the cum gives it an extra salty taste.

Trailer Husband: I want something for breakfast
Trailer Wife: I'll make you some eggs
Trailer Wife: Im out of plastic wrap, wait ill use this used condom for this Trailer Park Poach

by SirSource March 18, 2019

ancient world poach

when the government discourages popular blacks from starting families with popular people of the ancient world or their exes to promote white superiority.

Blacks are the richest and most attractive minorities but the ancient world poach was made to try to disassociate blacks from the Bible.

by Coop Dupe August 20, 2020

Pre school poacher

One who paints thier nuts like easter eggs then hiding in the bushes outside a pre school patiently waiting for a unsuspecting victim to collect the "eggs"

Be weary kids its easter,and the pre school poachers are lurking

by Playground pedo March 29, 2026

Stalker's Poach

carefully observing (with intent to obtain), while allowing an appropriate amount of time to pass - as to allow poached goods not to spoil or be taken/reclaimed, until all attention has fleeted from said goods so that one may stealthily obtain them. (Often times successful, rarely frowned upon)

These leftovers were attained by way of a very successful stalker's poach.

These lost-and-found sunglasses are mine now. It only took a two-week stalker's poach.

by ReggieDoug July 26, 2025