piss call

When one wakes up in the middle of the night to urinate, one is having a piss call.

Too much beer; I had three piss calls last night.

by Cranberry Bob January 24, 2020

Molly Piss

British Westcountry slang for an ineffectual male. The epithet carries with it implications that the recipient is also impotent, effeminate and incompetent. The origin is unclear, perhaps deriving from the expression 'not worth Molly's piss' meaning to be of no account or worthless, although who Molly was we'll never know.

Malcolm's got all emotional again 'cos he can't get the computer to work, says it's something technical.
Did he plug it in?
No, but he threatened to raise a grievance against me 'cos I laughed at him!
What a Molly Piss!

by Croatalin November 24, 2013

Fox piss

A gently mocking term of endearment for a fellow of the ginger haired persuasion. The origin of the term is said to date back to the Viking discovery that the irony smell of some ginger gentlemen shared a remarkable likeness to the musk of a fox's urine.

Oi, Fox piss, you out on Thursday night?

by radishford October 11, 2019

piss stones

A male urinal, especially in a pub or bar

Oih lad, where's the piss stones I'm brasting

by The Gilmeister January 11, 2014

Cum Piss Poo Water

When one Pisses & Shits, but the shit is so big the stretch of the asshole causes one to climax.

James, have you ever Cum piss poo water before?

by Cooneniggacheese May 25, 2021

boils my piss

boils my piss,being made so angry that you can actually feel your piss boiling inside youself

''i cant belive what he just said to me, it really boils my piss''

by wayynnee October 17, 2008

lickety piss

Someone who claims to have consumed vast amounts of alcoholic beverages last night, but only had 2 beers. Suspicion is being aroused as to whether or not these beers have even been brought into existence.

Morson: Dude how much did you drink last night?
Chris the lickety piss: LIKE 10 BEERS AND A LOT OF JACK DANIELS
Racheal: UMMM more like half a beer, whatta lickety piss!!
Terence: OI i is in poland!

by AnchorAbear2 November 22, 2010