photo pocus

The photography skill that makes people look way hotter/better than they actually are.

Love your new profile pic. That's some serious photo pocus

by domesticslut June 22, 2011

Photo-Jacking

In a similar vein to photobombing, however instead of getting in the photo, you steal other peoples cheesy tourist shots by getting in the way of the photographer and taking the shot on your own camera.

"Look at these tourists posing for Eiffel tower hold up pics"

"Time for some Photo-Jacking"

by photojacker January 11, 2012

Photo-swank

A photographer that is more obsessed with camera equipment than taking photographs.

photographer photographs swanky photoswank photo-swank

by DustDigital October 18, 2012

Photo Wingman

Common in online dating. When someone uses a group photo with a hotter friend for their profile photo, making it unclear to potential suitors who the profile is for, thus creating undo interest in them. The classic bait-n-switch.

Frank: "Billy, how was your date?"
Billy: "Not good."
Frank: "I saw her profile pic. She looked pretty cute..."
Billy: "Nah, turns out my date was the other girl in the pic. The cute one was just playing Photo Wingman."

by Ol Codger August 28, 2013

phoASS

a big ass with a signal sequence on it.

look at that his phoASS

by mufa April 13, 2013

Phoshop

When someone attempts to make something good/creative in photoshop, but end up failing horribly.

Dude, you phoshoped the shit out of that.
What do you mean?
That work is total shit.

by Jrodco August 2, 2015

photo diarrhea

A condition causing one to email others excessive quantities of one's photos, usually of family and friends.

Example: "My brother just sent me 10 emails, each with multiple pictures he took of the kids this afternoon -- he has photo diarrhea!"

My brother just sent me 10 emails, each with multiple pictures, about his afternoon with the kids -- he has photo diarrhea.

by Vortex4 September 28, 2015