phassy

a type of idiot

shutup charlotte you phassy

by conor giles January 11, 2009

Slut Phase

A phase that most women go through, typically before settling down for marriage. Can also be as they hit their 30's and are still single or are divorced. Divorced women often go through this again in a big way.

It's a bit of a misnomer actually, as it's more "delightfully trampy" behaviour than true (destructive) sluttiness.

Yeah, you should definitely date Jenna - she's hitting her slut phase hard right now.

Don't worry about it, you're just going through your slut phase right now - just enjoy it.

by King T December 8, 2006

Pause Job

When you pause the TV or a movie and it stops on someone's face or body to look really funny.

Dude, you gotta see this, I just gave the best pause job to Sarah Palin's face!

by bryttwazhere October 13, 2009

just a phase

what parents in denial say when their child comes out to them as part of the queer community.

Person 1: “Hey im gay”
Person 2: “Its just a phase”

by WaitThisIsntGoogle January 28, 2022

Phase

Used to describe a period in someone's life when they think they are "too cool" to hang out with their slightly stranger, scaldier yet better craic friends. More commonly known as "te phase". People tend to see the light at the end of "te phase" and return, whether by choice or simply due to the abuse they receive from their friends. "Te phase" is not something to be proud of. Those in it tend to care a lot about their image, getting lots of likes on their Facebook photos, and going to the 'cool' peoples' parties.

Note: "Scaldy" is a word to describe someone who does not care about how they look and often have poor personal hygiene. They usually do not brush their hair, have year old braids, and are no strangers to camping at festivals all through the summer. Scaldy is the opposite to being in "te phase".

Person 1: "Hey *insert name here*, you coming to the dinner party tonight with the music gang?"

Phasey Person: "Aw sorry I can't, I don't have enough money."

Person 2: "But it's only in my house, you won't need to be spending any money?"

Phasey Person: "...... Oh yeah .... Ehhh ..... Well to be honest I'm actually going out to a house party with my school friends....."

Person 2: "OH MY GOD!!! YOU'VE BEEN CAUGHT RED-HANDED IN TE PHASE!"

Person 1: "Ughhh such a PHASE!!"

by focloir April 24, 2014

Pussy Pause

The act of pausing a competitive video, board or other game in order to attempt to gain pussy, often to the disdain of other players.

*In the middle of intense Super Mario Strikers*
Real Man: Yo I'm about to strike a fucking goal on your side.
Horney Douchecunt: Wait gotta text from mah' bitch.
*Pussy Pause*
Real Man: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? I WAS ABOUT TO STRIKE A GOAL!
Horney Douchecunt: Shut the fuck up I'm trying to fuck this ho.

by Play-Doh Plato September 29, 2010

Slut Phase 2.0

Many women (and men) hit a phase later in adolescence wherein they value quantity rather than quality of their sexual liasons. This phase generally only lasts a year or two, but can be revived by a significant event later in life (i.e. bad beakup, divorce, graduate school, etc).

In Business School, everyone hits Slut Phase 2.0 -- this shit is BANANAS

by z.shoeman March 17, 2014