penache

A horizontal stripe of pubic hair left above the penis after the rest is shaved away. Recognised styles include:

The Charlie Chaplin (aka "a Hitler")
Handlebar
Fu Manchu

The above list is not exhaustive.

For gentlemen struggling in the facial hair department this is really the only way of taking part in Movember without resorting to adhesives.

Jeeves: Forgive the bold nature of my comment, but rumour has it that sir may have taken a razor to his gentleman's vegetables last night...

Wooster: He did indeed Jeeves, the chaps at the club thought it would be a splendid wheeze so I had a couple more sherries and then we went for it. I settled for the "Handlebar" after Standish pointed out that having my little chap called a little Chaplin might wear a bit thin after a while. Want to see? (Whips out the meat and two veg)

Jeeves: I say sir! That truly is a penache with panache! Will sir require the wax later or is it naturally so stylish?

by RusticBench January 4, 2011

Pentatrooper

Pentagon Police Mobile Patrol Officer who writes tickets to unsuspecting tourists and lost citizens on simple traffic violations.

I was lost and made a uturn and that Pentatrooper pulled me over. He gave me directions and a $100 fine.

by Donnybfromnj March 30, 2009

Pentai

One known for being amazingly dominate and among one of the wittiest beings alive. A Pentai is capable of mass destruction when concerning the social ladder. A Pentai will always come out on top.

"Pentai is an ass, man."
"Did you see what Pentai did to Eve?"
"Stay away from Pentai, he can't be trusted."

by guihjdfik September 13, 2008

Article 146 of the Penal Code

Article 146 of the Penal Code of Bulgaria is the newest Bulgaria copypasta. It states that a person who somehow embarasses or hurts another person's dignity whilst in their presence can be fined with up to 3000 BGN (1500 Euro). The Article became especially popular in Bulgaria recently, as people started using it as a threat against people making memes.

Me: Hey, check this meme out!
Dimitar Stoyanov: I will sue you in accordance with Article 146 of the Penal Code of Bulgaria if you do not delete this meme!

by Inatorinator November 23, 2018

pentagon

like being a square, but you are stupid 5 times in a row instead of 4.

Mike: Wow, what a square!
James: No, she's a pentagon, she has been way more stupid that.

by Cheesey Wackjob March 7, 2011

Penage

Penage is a form of erotic massage where the woman grinds the man’s penis with her rear end. In other words she jacks him off with her ass.

She gave me a Penage that was so good I came in a minute

by Louis Grimaldi September 20, 2018

pentagram

Not to be confused with Satanism OR Christianity symbols. It means something totally difference.

Each point has its own meaning

It means the five senses, five mosaics, five points, most primitive to man kind. It's also the middle age's Goblin's cross. It means Solomon's seal and witch's foot as well.

Person 1: OMGZ D00D LOOK AT THE PENTAGRAM! FUCKING SATANISTS ARE HERE!!

Person 2: You're a fucking moron. It doesn't relate to that shit at all.

by ChrisE September 5, 2007