parfaited

when a mixture of yogurt and granola are thrown at your body

"dude, did you see matt get parfaited in the quad?

by mrrobato November 11, 2012

paraffindip

A type of dance where you jiggle your upper body and drop it like its hot....

We are totally going out tonight and letting loose and before the night is over you will have mastered the paraffindip, the guys will be all over you and the girls will be wanting to be you.

by Sister from another mister December 18, 2013

Parmesan Penis

When you have a super pale dick and it looks and tastes like parmesan cheese

I saw a footjob video with a parmesan penis

by stinkywhitedick September 28, 2015

parfie

Another word for vagina flaps

How I really bit that parfie last night while she was sucking me dry

by ducky martin June 29, 2016

parkfectionist

A person who compulsively reparks their vehicle several times to get it just* right.

Person 1: (Backing up car again) "Hold on, still not quite* straight..."

Person 2: "Ugh! Let's get out! It's fine, you parkfectionist!"

by Danneaux May 31, 2016

pamfilo

when a girl spits in your ass hole to make it lubricated for sexual intercourse with her bright pink dildo

my girl was going ham, she gave me pamfilo before we had sex

by realniggawiththelongjigga March 4, 2017

Parmageddon

The prophesied location of a gathering of armies for a battle during the end times. Generally used to describe any end-of-world scenario, typically involving those who perform their duties, and those who do not, and as such do not tolerate the dead weight and wish to smite them.

'If you don't stop making excuses for your poor performance and complaining, we shall bring Parmageddon...'

by JSlag October 2, 2017