when i was taking a midnight stroll through the park, i witnessed two homosexual individuals displaying what i believed to be "the parker"
by Caleb Cox December 22, 2007
Get the the parker mug.When doing a girl from behind, one pulls out his penis just before finishing and releases his manly juice in his hand. He then spits on the woman's back so she believes he has finished on her, when she turns around the man throws his discharge into her face and yells "PETER PARKER!!"
by jon abbot August 7, 2007
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by TGB July 8, 2004
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by jose suarez May 9, 2006
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by ploop plop August 6, 2012
Get the noah parker mug.When a man or woman fingers themselves with only the middle finger and ring finger, so that when fingering themselves they're hand looks like Spiderman's hand while shooting webs. People usually think about Peter Parker / Spiderman while doing this (because people are nasty fucks).
by Azzazicc May 16, 2016
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