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Panini Blowjob

The act of eating a succulent panini while receiving the most lavish blowjob.
Andrew: Yo dawg, what did you do last night?
Esteban: I was back at my place receiving a Panini Blowjob.
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pakified

A word used to define a car which has been subjected to tasteless modifications. These modifications include but are not limited to oversized chromed wheels (with budget tyres), obnoxious exhausts, pops & bangs remaps, beaded seat covers, CD's hanging from the rear view mirror, steering wheels which have been recovered in style befitting a fisher price toy.

Such vehicles typically also carry large PCP/finance agreements which explicitly forbid modification of said vehicle.
1. Oh for fucks sake! Adbul has pakified his new Golf already!

2. Bob: Wow look at that Audi, the wheels are massive! Abū al-Qāsim Muḥammad: Yeah, it's my cousin Bin-Baggin. He's given it the full pakification, wheels, exhaust, pops & bangs, the lot INNIT?
by DrKranzlePants April 24, 2024
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They once described 'painite' as the rarest mineral in the world.
"yo what you using?" "painite"
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Panini pressed

A slang term popularized by Gypsy Rose, referring to a woman's vagina feeling stressed or neglected due to a lack of sexual activity, often heightened by jealousy from seeing others in relationships.
"Ever since she started dating him, the other girls are panini pressed, frustrated because their own sex lives are non-existent."
by Gypsypanini June 13, 2024
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paininassity

Im sure we have nothing to look forward but a great deal of paininassity with the election of the Donald.
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Pakiwin

A false claim of victory. Gaslighting others into believing that you have won when in reality you have been decimated. Trying hard to make others believe that you are the winning side even though you are utterly lost.

Originated from Pakistan's behavior of claiming victory against its wars with India even-though in reality it has lost all wars.
Have you heard about John? He dropped out and then went for a pakiwin.
by SarojKumar May 15, 2025
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painis weakness

painis weakness is a common condition in older men.
by the random. June 25, 2025
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