by Mehehehehehehehehehe September 21, 2019
when you stretch your erection in a loop to your asshole. from there you can see how many twinkies you can shove through your alley oop
I had one of those "do it yourself" nights so instead of the average jerk off, i instead went kinky and gave myself an alley oop.
by tophieCC September 16, 2010
P1: *Hey, I bought a Coca-Cola glass for you from the McDonald's in this corrupted country*
P2: ANNA OOP SHKSHKSHKSHKSHK ANNA ANNA OOP ANNA OOP SHKSHKSHKSHK
P2: ANNA OOP SHKSHKSHKSHKSHK ANNA ANNA OOP ANNA OOP SHKSHKSHKSHK
by leokadiapaczek2004 September 02, 2020
AHH ITS A VSCO GIRL!!! Uh well first of all and I oop is when a vsco girl is shocked. They usually say it twice before they say Sksksksk which is their laugh.
by ...Why are you reading this?.. September 15, 2019
Used by obsessed VSCO girls who wear skskscrunchies and want to sksksksave the turtles by using metal skskskstraws.
by andioopyeettheturtles December 01, 2019
by asadadad April 09, 2009
when you jizz on a chick's hand and she slaps herself in the face with it. analogy comes from the basketball play of the same name. see also: cumshot, cum shot
your mom jerked me off last night and when i busted all over her hand she alley-ooped that shit like steve nash to amare stoudamire! TWO POINTS BIATCH!
by Tim April 10, 2005